Search Results for: Paul Franzen
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Chuck Rock vs. Phoenix Wright
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...one cares, Paul! NO ONE! Nothing would have saved that doomed man! Paul: Our plucky hero, Paul Franzen, runs to the scene of the crime to nab the evidence. Paul:...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Error vs. Serge
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2 ...character in a pro-wrestling match to see who comes out on top. Paul: Hello gamefans around the world, and welcome to “Digital Championship Wrestling”! I’m Paul Franzen, and subbing for...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cool Spot vs. The Hamburgler
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...nice BIG MAC right now. Paul: Maybe wash it down with a 7-UP. Eric: Paul Franzen, everybody! GameCola’s true dollarmenuaire. Paul: Cool Spot has recovered, but not quite enough to...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Donkey Kong vs. Carmen Sandiego in a Steel Cage Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I’m Paul Franzen, and with me this evening is Eric “!” Regan. Eric: And I sure hope everyone is...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Princess Peach vs. Princess Zelda in an Inferno Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling, live from the GameCola Arena! I’m Paul Franzen, and with me this eve is Eric Regan, and we are...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Ice Climbers vs. Chill Penguin & Blizzard Buffalo
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 ...sure who won this match… apparently it was Chill Penguin and Popo…but…. Paul: Oh well! Paul: For Sniffles I’m Paul Franzen saying goodnight, and we’ll see you again next month!...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Paper Mario vs. Baby Mario
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...Jannetty….and he succeeds! Paul: And he goes for the pinfall again. Eric: One. Eric: TWO. Eric: But the baby kicks out. Paul: WHAT. Paul: HOW. Paul: He got HIT in...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: 10-Man Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Welcome again everybody to the DCW arena! I’m Paul Franzen, and with me as always is Eric “Fisher-Price games are WAY too hard” Regan, we have a powerful special...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Red Warrior vs. Blue Valkyrie vs. Green Elf vs. Yellow Wizard
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...this disaster we have planned Eric: Wait, Fanzens?! Ouch. Paul: As always I’m Paul Franzen, alongside my partner in life, “Captain” Eric Regan, and we’re here to kick-start your July...
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Simon Belmont vs. Purple Tentacle
Columns by Paul Franzen on ...ASS. Paul: NONE. Paul: NO ASS AT ALL. Paul: GOD. Eric: Oh wow, look at that! Eric: ONE. Eric: TWO. Eric: THREE! Eric: IT’S ALL DONE, FOLKS Paul: What?? When...