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  • Skirt Lift (iPod Touch)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    ...just standing there. I’m so sorry miss; I’m obviously just sick in the head, lifting your skirt like that.” But she just doesn’t seem moved at all. No matter how...

  • Shadow Complex (X360-XBLA)

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    Shadow Complex is one of those titles that shouldn’t be on Xbox Live Arcade. I’m not saying it’s not good enough; nuh-uh, no way. I’m saying it’s too good for...

  • The Darkness (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments6

    ...have made us forget that bullets bloody hurt. No matter how many times Jackie ragdolls to the floor, you can always restart from the last checkpoint. The upshot is that...

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    PURE (X360)

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    Well-known extreme sports include skateboarding, surfboarding, and roller-skating. For those of you who are not into extreme sports, I’d like to explain some aspects of this genre to you. It’s...

  • Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    ...all that is ever required of you, no matter which difficulty mode you’re playing. The general setup of SuperNova is as follows: one credit for three songs. You can also...

  • The Beatles: Rock Band (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments39

    The Beatles were revolutionary! A massive inspiration to everyone who ever lived. They were a massive influence of mine, although I didn’t realise this until a few weeks before the...

  • Urban Brawl: Action DooM 2 (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments5

    Saigon… Always dreams of Saigon. Hell, on looks alone this Doom modification scores highly. Using a variety of tricks built into the zDoom engine (which also powered Chex Quest 3),...

  • Disaster: Day of Crisis (Wii)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    ...proud and smug that America never saw this title hit the shelves, but the sad fact of the matter is that I desperately want everyone to play this game. You...

  • Sonic Adventure (XBLA)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments8

    It is very hard for me to review Sonic Adventure, because I grew up with this game. Or rather, I NEVER GREW UP, and I hold Sonic Adventure responsible. I...

  • Sonic Generations (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments6

    ...would have forgotten about all that right in an instant, as Sonic Generations has improved the azure rodent in almost every way possible. No matter how heinous his past crime,...