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Blade Kitten (XBLA)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
...part this doesn’t matter. The story is the means to an end in this one. As long as you enjoy a long trek across space countryside, you’re going to enjoy...
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The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX (GBC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
The name of this game makes many a fanboy spring up with joy, though I’d rather they kept it in their pants. Just as much as if you criticize Picasso,...
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Dead or Alive: Dimensions (3DS)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
...that matters in the long run, ’cause it’s just fun. They’re pretty, too, lots of “polygons” where they’re most needed. Of course, graphics are important when showing off what a...
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Contra ReBirth (WiiWare)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
The Wii is dying, its successor gleaming across the horizon, promising to bring us a controller that looks like an iPad crossed with some kind of LeapFrog child’s toy. So...
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Nintendo eShop Weigh-in
Blog Posts by Matt Jonas on
HAVING FUN YET? The Nintendo 3DS has been out since March, but only now is the store finally here! What is that sound? …can you hear it, too? I think…that...
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Ridge Racer 3D (3DS)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on
Those with more money than sense are the proud owners (and subsequently ‘dis-owners’) of the Nintendo 3DS. I do not enjoy taking a stroll into town and getting a StreetPass...
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Nintendo 3DS = 3DiSappointment
Blog Posts by Matt Jonas on
The Nintendo 3DS has been hailed as the cure for cancer, or at least, that is what Nintendo would like you to believe. “It will make you younger, fitter, more...
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… of the Month: Go be on the GameCola Podcast, Already!
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Hypocritical Statement of the Month: Go be on the GameCola Podcast, Already! This is hypocritical, of course, because I’ve never actually been on the podcast. Maybe someday, but that day...
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 29 – Rendered Victor!
Columns by Matt Gardner on
...rain I’ve ever seen. Rivers: He’s alive?! Render: Super. Just freaking super. Genericus: What are all these fools doing here? No matter, I will destroy you all!! Narrator: And the...
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… of the Month: The NEW Gates of Life
Columns by Matt Gardner on
Introduction and Clarification of the Month: The NEW Gates of Life All right folks, I just have a couple things to clear up, and then I’ll let you be. I...