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  • [NSFW] Girl’s Dodge Ball (iPhone)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments5

    ...we know. It doesn’t matter any that the game is free to download; if it doesn’t work, then it doesn’t work! I find this ironic, considering that the latest update...

  • PlayStation Vita Release Dates Released

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    Good news: You still have time to save up for one. It could be the future of gaming, but where’s my Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble II? The PlayStation Vita will...

  • Crash Twinsanity (MXB)

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    You’re not a fan of Crash Bandicoot. You’ve always thought these games were behind-the-times and constantly bettered by others in the genre. It is an utter apocalyptic shame that you...

  • Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock (X360)

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    Guitar Hero. We’ve all played it. We all know what it’s about. That saves me twelve paragraphs. There’s still that feeling of “we had this exact game last year” in...

  • Goodnight Sweet Prince

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    November 2005 – February 2011 Activision finally pulled the plug on one of my favorite series. Starting with Guitar Hero III, Activision and Neversoft have been behind the helm of...

  • Comic Jumper: The Adventures of Captain Smiley (XBLA)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    ...of enemies, all of which will decimate you in a matter of nanoseconds. Funnily enough, these sections have the fewest checkpoints. The game may often switch to an over-the-shoulder camera,...

  • Tenchu: Time of the Assassins (PSP)

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    I like to imagine that if I were a ninja, I’d be an intelligent and proficient one. Clinging to the shadows, ready to strike, like a rapist in a dark...

  • [NSFW] Poker Ladies (ARC)

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    The classic PC game Wolfenstein invented and revolutionized the first-person shooter genre. But, in recent years, Wolfenstein has become a series of games that imitate other games, instead of coming...

  • The Ten Reasons: Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles

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    Welcome to “The Ten Reasons,” where I discuss ten reasons why I like or dislike a particular game… Wait a god-darned minute! I’m not Michael Gray! Whose responsibility is this...

  • [NSFW] Nier (X360)

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    ...generation (and when you’re up against an absolute beauty like Resonance of Fate, it matters that you look good). Secondly, there’s the front cover that screams “you won’t enjoy this”...