Archive for Category: Columns
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The Gates of Life: Episode 50 – Old Enemies (Render Girl vs. Bar-Bar)
Columns by Paul Franzen on Bar-Bar: DIE!
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on Hey all. Another month has gone by, and it's time, once again, for everyone's favorite adventure game production article/journal/diary/whatever, testgame.exe: Making the Adventure. Now, those of you
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Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on Well, well, well. It's that time of the month again, here at the 'Cola. No, no, not THAT time of the month—the SUPER PSYCHIC THUMB time! Or, you know, whatever the kids are calling it this week. It'
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Virtual Console Review (September 2007)
Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on What street is that on? Maple? I live on Maple. Is it on Maple? Is that where the Foodland used to be? You know they tore that down after those kids got sick.
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Versus Mode: Violent Games, Pre-Teen Raider, Wal-Mart, and More
Columns by GameCola on GC writers Christian Porter and Paul Franzen discuss selling violent games to minors, Lara Croft as a preteen cartoon character, buying games from Wal-Mart, and more.
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The Ten Reasons: Donkey Kong 64
Columns by Michael Gray on 
6 Last month's column was such a success that I'm doing it again! Well, actually, it wasn't that much of a success, but no one noticed that this column is basically the same as Super Thumbs, except tha
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Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: A Hostage Situation, Japlish Supplemental
Columns by Richo Rosai on I worked until 6 a.m., then slept. It's now 7:30. Existence burns. If it were up to me, I'd search for the most painless death that could be accomplished immediately if only to skip this day, but no! My readers need me....
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Inside the Guide: Tiny Toon Adventures
Columns by Michael Gray on OK, before I start this article, take a look at the background image for this article: I did not come up with this picture, so I have to wonder what the heck is going on here. It looks like Mario is j
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Paper Mario vs. Baby Mario
Columns by Paul Franzen on Word up, my gamefans! Welcome to Digital Championship Wrestling, live from the James Pond Memorial Coliseum—recently refurbished after being assaulted last month by the Mayor of SimCity and his various tornados, fires, earthquakes, and plane crashes.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 49 – Let’s Not Be Too Hasty
Columns by Matt Gardner on Narrator: The yellow light hit Rivers square in his big snout, and then, nothing happened. ...Until the TGoL AllStars all realized how slowly Rivers was now moving.