Archive for Category: Columns
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on Welcome to another thrilling edition of the THUMBS, where your satisfaction is not only guaranteed, it is mandatory! This month we adventure into uncharted Super Thumbs waters as I bring you some PSP
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The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn
Columns by Matt Gardner on Evil Children: LOL WE JUST PWNED UR ASS.
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Dear Readers: News Haikus
Columns by Paul Franzen on No Versus Mode this issue, so instead you get news haikus.
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 2
Columns by Matt Gardner on ToeJam and Earl have always been thugs. They will always remain thugs. They are the epitome of living the thug lyfe. With that said, this update on VGiST comes, yet again, with more questions than answers. Once again, I suggest people make use of the comments section if they have anything that could be added to this theory.
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0wning the Competition: Excellent News Articles
Columns by Kay Leacock on Excellent News Articles: Comments from 4 teens.
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Get Out of Your Damn House: Burnout and Jaws in Pensacola
Columns by Zack Huffman on Early June. We had a few days to kill in Pensacola, so I figured it was the perfect time for some doing nothing on the beach. Pensacola is one of the many large cities that have been nailed by hurricanes in the last year. Until other, more unfortunate towns like Gulf Port, Mississippi and obviously New Orleans, Pensacola is a predominantly tourist town with very little interesting history. Most of the damage was done to expensive beachfront housing, which is owned by rich people. So at least no one innocent people were hurt or set back financially.
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The Vana’diel Diaries (September 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on Some might say I'm foundering a little, that I'm going back and forth with no real direction. They might not be wrong. I've leveled four basic jobs and three advanced. Seigrune said something after I
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sephiroth vs. Zidane in a Scaffold Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the brand SPANKIN' new DCW arena! Dubbed "The James Pond Memorial Colliseum," our new crib has all of the state-of-the-art amenities---and yes, that does include cup holders on each and every seat.
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testgame.exe: Making the Adventure
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on Tour guide: And coming up on your left, you can see this month’s issue of “testgame.exe: Making the Adventure”!
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[NSFW] The Grass is Always…: The Suffering: Ties That Bind
Columns by Travis Combs on Would you rather escape a blood-soaked prison using various weapons to blow away demons, or skip through golden meadows with your companions Fluffy the Bunny and Happy the Unicorn?
