Archive for Category: Reviews

  • Corpse Party (PSP)

    Reviews Reviews by Michael Ridgaway on Comments1

    I am TERRIFIED of undead children. I can deal with just about anything else, but give me zombie children, ghost children, or anything else that’s little, dead, and moving, and I freak right the hell out. So, when GameCola’s fearless leader Beardface the Red asked for someone to play and review Team Gris Gris and … Continue reading "Corpse Party (PSP)"

  • Gradius (NES)

    Reviews Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on

    Do you have what it takes to let this classic space shooter beat the stuffing out of you?

  • The Book of Unwritten Tales (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Paul Franzen on

    What do you get when you mix together elements from The Lord of the Rings, classic point-and-click adventure games, and that annoying guy from high school who always quoted Monty Python all the time?

  • Blood & Glory (iPhone)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments6

    There's a lot of free games available on the iPhone, but they're all rubbish in every respect. Blood Glory is an exception to the rule. Gladiator Meets Punch-Out!! Ignoring the fact that this game i

  • Eternal Legacy (iPhone)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    Spoilers. Lysty dies at the hands of her father, Magnate Frey, who is possessed by an evil spirit called Moon. Now we can all go home. Good night. Copy/Paste, Edit Eternal Legacy is a linear, dull, m

  • The Typing of the Dead (DC)

    Reviews Reviews by Frank Jacobs on Comments3

    Type! For the love of all that is holy, type!

  • [NSFW] Alien vs. Predator (JAG)

    Reviews Reviews by Travis Combs on Comments2

    One of the first consoles I bought for myself (as opposed to getting it for Christmas or my birthday) was an Atari Jaguar. Why? Fuck if I know. I just had to be the kid getting something other than the actual, you know, good systems that were available at the time. I had to be different, and apparently a bit of a dipshit. So I hit up the nickle ads (what Internet? It was 1994) and found a guy selling one with a handful of games for $300. It came with Cannon Fodder, Brutal League Football, Iron Soldier, Super Burnout (a shitty motorcycle game), Val d’lsere Skiing and Snowboarding (wait…what?), Cybermorph and, of course, the crown jewel: Aliens vs. Predator. Jesus Christ, what a fucking horrible lineup of games. Those are all almost universally garbage. I could pick up that whole goddamn package for a five spot and a no-swallow blowjob. What the fuck was Atari thinking? But I digress.

  • Sonic Generations (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments6

    This is the ultimate omnibus edition of the Sonic Generations review. Bring some popcorn

  • Resident Evil 4 HD (PSN)

    Reviews Reviews by Christian Porter on Comments1

    The current Capcom business model has been set for years: Make an excellent game, create countless mediocre sequels, re-release the original one that everyone liked into oblivion, create a new, inno

  • [NSFW] Jurassic Park (SCD)

    Reviews Reviews by Travis Combs on Comments3

    If you’re reading this, I’m just a scientist. I’m no goddamn superhero or bulked-up super-soldier. I was just flying over Jurassic Park, looking to do some research after the horrible events of that mediocre movie and its two shitty sequels. Then, my helicopter crashed. I’ll have to go into the mansion outside Raccoon Ci—wait, hold up, wrong helicopter crash, wrong game.