Archive for Category: Reviews

  • Tenchu: Time of the Assassins (PSP)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    I like to imagine that if I were a ninja, I'd be an intelligent and proficient one. Clinging to the shadows, ready to strike, like a rapist in a dark alleyway. Would-be victims can rest assured, thoug

  • Chrono Trigger: Crimson Echoes (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Mark Freedman on Comments4

    The following is from an actual letter that the Chrono Trigger: Crimson Echoes team received from Square Enix, and it's definitely not something that we just made up for the purposes of this review:Go

  • [NSFW] Gunbird 2 (DC)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    There are as many grains of sand on this stupid beach:as there are shooters in the arcades. You can take them out one by one, but the pile just never seems to end. The beach stretches on, and on, and

  • Sparkle HD (iPad)

    Reviews Reviews by Jillian Dingwall on Comments5

    You know those moments on public transport when a greasy, fat, mentally ill lady waddles up the aisle and parks her massive arse on the seat next to you, causing your face to become pressed up against

  • [NSFW] Poker Ladies (ARC)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments5

    The classic PC game Wolfenstein invented and revolutionized the first-person shooter genre. But, in recent years, Wolfenstein has become a series of games that imitate other games, instead of comin

  • Poker Night at the Inventory (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Stuart Gipp on Comments1

    Speculation was rife when that first teaser image was unveiled. Strong Bad, Heavy Weapons Guy, Tycho Brahe and Max (of Sam and fame), together at last. Well, not really "at last," because nobody ever

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    Gemini Rue (PC)

    Reviews Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on Comments7

    When GameCola is offered a review copy of an upcoming game, it's typically something like a real-time 3D vegetable simulator that inexplicably won't run on my NES, or else it's a game that's totally u

  • [NSFW] Nier (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments3

    Your friends have all said, "Nier's rubbish, mate." These so-called friends of yours are the kind of scum who insist that the Scott Pilgrim movie is better than the comics. They're so shallow that the

  • Guwange (XBLA) [NSFW]

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments2

    Recently, I was reading an article about the 100 Lamest Gaming Industry Clichés, and I noted that I have used about 80% of them over the course of all my previous reviews with GameCola. This is the

  • Deathsmiles Deluxe Edition (X360)

    Reviews Reviews by Matt Jonas on Comments1

    Deathsmiles has only just come out where I live. For a game first released in 2007, that's pretty bad going. But to be fair, Dead Island is currently in the spotlight, and I first saw prototype scree