• Ceville (PC)

    To help re-create the frustrating experience that was playing the 2009 point-and-click adventure game Ceville, I'd like to– Ugh. Not this again. OK , I restarted my PC, and reloaded my article. Phew

  • Fallout 3 (PS3)

    This game is one of my top five favorite games of all time, right up there with Chrono Trigger. It's a fantastic game that almost anyone would enjoy because of the many different genres it encompasses

  • Dead or Alive 4 (X360)

    I've been playing the Xbox 360 a lot lately. Warn Sony that my love for them has sunk once again—Microsoft has this market dominated, in my most gracious and humble opinion. And dominated your arse

  • The Darkness (X360)

    Comic book stories tend to have a habit of being shit. I haven’t read a single issue of The Darkness, because I like comic books about as much as I like Michael McIntyre’s stand up “comedy.” Reading the plot summary was more than enough proof that it doesn’t appeal to me at all. I’ve never … Continue reading "The Darkness (X360)"

  • Powder (DS)

    OK, let’s lay everything out on the table: I own a DS flash card. I have, amazingly enough, never used my flash card to play pirated games. I’d like to say that this is because I am a principled fellow who believes in giving developers their due, but my motivations are less noble: I simply … Continue reading "Powder (DS)"

  • Dance Dance Revolution SuperNova (Arcade)

    Now for something completely different: a review of an arcade videogame. You know, the big machines you pump quarters into? This review does contain Emi Toshiba, so there is at least one good reason t

  • Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (X360)

    The majority of the time (a nice loose phrase that doesn't require any reasonable evidence to back it), games based upon a movie or television franchise suck balls. They're phucking awful—usually du

  • Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Wii-WiiWare)

    Fun fact: GBA graphics look horrible on an HD TV. When the news that Phoenix Wright was coming to the Wii was released, most gaming sites ran articles with obvious puns, like "More Phoenix Wright? No

  • Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA (PSP)

    Taking advantage of the PSP's region-free functionality (amongst other things)? You bloody well should be. Some of my favourite games were released in Japan exclusively, or at least much earlier than

  • Wall Street Kid (NES)

    Wall Street Kid is horrible. End of story. What's the first thing you think of when you think of the stock market and investments? For me, it's the classic red/green scrolling ticker tapes, and histor