• Guitar Hero 5 (X360)

    I'm reviewing Guitar Hero 5, aren't I? Just...give me a moment. As I sit here at my virus-ridden and slowly dying PC, I ask myself a question: Have I wasted my life? Of course I have. Everyone else ha

  • Ghostbusters: The Video Game (PS3)

    First, let me start this review off by saying that bustin' makes me feel good. What I'm saying is, I'm a huge ghost-head. Some may argue that a movie/franchise game shouldn't be reviewed by a fan of t

  • Retro Game Challenge (DS)

    Amidst all the hyped up major releases last year, you may have missed an odd little gem known as Retro Game Challenge. I still occasionally see copies of it huddled together, peering longingly from th

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine (X360)

    If ever there was a movie-to-videogame adaption I'd wish done superbly, it would be any of the X-Men movies. Why? Because of Wolverine. Any X-Men game exists solely to be a vehicle for Wolverine. He i

  • Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood (PC)

    Tales of Monkey Island: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood is the Mostly Harmless of this series. By saying this, I don't mean, specifically, that the designers decided to off the main c

  • Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (X360)

    Why do I put myself through the pain of games published by D3 Publisher? Sure, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard is brilliant (and the Live Arcade spin-off also), but it is the only game D3 has publ

  • Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (DS)

    Hello, my name is Lizo. Even though I'm Paul. No, I know, this is confusing—stick with me here. I, i.e. Lizo, have just finished playing Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, and it seems like a review is in o

  • Crackdown (X360)

    Crackdown is huge. It's the game I hold accountable for inventing the "Magic City Man" genre. That's one thing I love about it—sandbox freedom. I'll probably never get all 700 collectibles in this g

  • Pokémon Trading Card Game (GBC)

    What was wrong with me in 2000? Why was I so obsessed with something as crazy and bizarre as Pokémon? I needed everything I could get my hands on that related to that yellow mouse that came out of th

  • Chex Quest 3 (PC)

    OK, just a quick note—I have reviewed, and will continue to review, a lot of games that are like Doom. Doom is synonymous with all first-person shooters—and this is because it was the first major