Archive for Tag: Matt Jonas
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Zool: Ninja of the “Nth” Dimension (SG)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 
7 You know what I hate? When I'm walking down the street and a giant tomato falls from the sky and kills me. Wait, that only happens in Zool. With its pretty graphics and charming music, Zool spreads i
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Green Day: Rock Band (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 Rock Band titles have always been moderately superior to the competition, showing a layer of varnish and shimmer that is lost in Guitar Hero's latex and bondage gear. That doesn't mean the competition
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Cave Story (Wii-WW)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 Cave Story. If you haven’t played it yet, then what the hell is wrong with you? I know, with a title like Cave Story, you think it’s going to be another dungeon crawler with all the appeal of a gopher’s testicle. But trust me, this game is way cooler than a gopher’s testicle, maybe even … Continue reading "Cave Story (Wii-WW)"
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Sonic’s Ultimate Genesis Collection (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 I'm feeling better than ever! At the time of writing, I am back at University. Got an exam this afternoon, but who cares? It's a beautiful (but cold) summer's day. (In England, you're just happy when
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Me & My Katamari (PSP)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 I tend to write a lot. All in favour of a short review say aye. Aye. Where Katamari Damacy greatly innovates, Me My Katamari thoroughly improves. By its very nature, designed for the "bus journey ho
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Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing with Banjo-Kazooie (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 3 After the smashing Sega Superstars Tennis (a subtle blend of Mario Tennis and Sega characters), Sumo Digital returned to the drawing board and imagined Sonic Sega All-Stars Racing with Banjo-Kazoo
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Bomberman ’93 (Wii-VC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 "You've reviewed too many modern games!" OK, OK, I understand. Not enough bleeps and bloops and blops and bloppity-bleep-bloops and chim-chim-cherees. So tell you what, let's go back to 1993. 1993. Th
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Tony Hawk’s American Wasteland (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 Some games do not age well. Unlike wine, games tend to become hideous with age. It's true, however, that one may like a wine that has yet to mature, and the same can be said about games that have matu
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The GameCola Top 50 Videogames Ever Made In The Whole Of Human History (As Far As We’re Concerned): The Conclusion
Columns by Christian Porter on 40 The conclusion to our list of the top 50 games ever made.
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Lego Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy (X360)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 4 Lego GADDING Star Wars. Oh, how I am filled with anger at its merest mention. Oh, why do you even exist? Is it just to greatly annoy me? Who're you working for? I'm going to ring their bloody necks.