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Hacks'n'Slash #14: Adventures in Tetris
Diana, Anna, and Shannon take you on a brief jaunt through Tetris - far deeper than you may have wanted to go.
This Day in GameCola History: May 22nd
One of the few days of the year without some sort of long-celebrated holiday...in this universe, at least.
Playing Scannable Card Games in Japan
How do Japanese parents afford their kids playing these games?!
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
Impaired Closed Captioning: Super Mario Bros. 2
In early 2010, Google introduced a Transcribe Audio feature to YouTube that translated all speech in a video into useful captions mangled the heck out of my Mega Man videos, telling my viewers that "w
BREAKING: Dai Gyakuten Saiban Information Overload
Get ready for the information explosion!
Card Sweethearts (PC)
I don't know anything about romance-sim dating. There it is ladies and gentlemen. That's my return to videogame journalism after a year of being out of the game, and to top it all off, the only reason
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
[NSFW] Anna's First Sexist Encounter as a Gamer Girl
Anna rants about a personal experience she had with a Reddit troll.
Chrono Trigger: Crimson Echoes (PC)
The following is from an actual letter that the Chrono Trigger: Crimson Echoes team received from Square Enix, and it's definitely not something that we just made up for the purposes of this review:Go

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    Philly Classic 3 Report

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