Archive for Tag: Digital Championship Wrestling
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Second Annual Dino Rikki Invitational Battle Royal
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Here we are, ladies and gentleman, with another EXCITING installment of Digital Championship Wrestling! Here beside me is my partner in announcement, ERIC. And guest host, Paul!
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Simon Belmont vs. Purple Tentacle
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Howdy everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling! I'm Paul Franzen alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and on the heels of that EPIC Sonic vs. Bowser matchup we've got, for you, yet ANOTHER AMAZING DREAM MATCH!
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Bowser
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Hello everyone, and welcome, ONCE AGAIN, to Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and this month—I really mean it, this time! —we have one hell of a slobber-knocker lined up for ya'll!
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: They're hanging from the rafters here in the new James Pond Memorial Coliseum, and who can blame them, after last month's EPIC scaffold match?
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Sephiroth vs. Zidane in a Scaffold Match
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the brand SPANKIN' new DCW arena! Dubbed "The James Pond Memorial Colliseum," our new crib has all of the state-of-the-art amenities---and yes, that does include cup holders on each and every seat.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cloud vs. Sepiroth vs. Yuna vs. Cid vs. Zidane vs. Tidus
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: We are joining you in progress here in lovely Sicklerville, New Jersey, live from Eric Regan's backyard! Cloud's on the rooftop dueling with that ancient Lufenian Cid, Zidane has her tail wrapped around Yuna's throat down in the grass, and Sephiroth's trying desperately to look cool while getting his ass handed to him by nancy boy Tidus.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Guybrush Threepwood vs. Karate Champ
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the BEST goshdarn sports entertainment this side of G.L.O.W.—Digital Championship Wrestling. I'm Paul Franzen, and with me, once again, forever, and ever, and ever, and always, is "Captain" Eric Regan.
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it's Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Sniffles" Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain't that right, Sniffles?
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Digital Championship Wrestling: The Ice Climbers vs. Chill Penguin & Blizzard Buffalo
Columns by Paul Franzen on
Paul: It's Digital Championship Wrestling, live from something that is definitely not the DCW Arena! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Sniffles" Regan, and tonight's contest could becom
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Digital Championship Wrestling: James Pond vs. Kou Leifoh
Columns by Paul Franzen on
We are LIVE here from the sold-out DCW Arena! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside "Captain" Eric Regan, and tonight we've got YET ANOTHER great matchup for you. Isn't that right, Eric?