• Blood Bowl: Chaos Edition (PC)

    ...can also rename them. My biggest concern is that the game’s random number generator doesn’t generate random numbers as necessary and stores the strings in advance, resulting in a series...

  • Hyperballoid HD: Original Worlds DLC Review

    ...aptly titled Original Worlds DLC adds a brand new world and a brand new campaign to the game, and it brings the total number of campaigns in this game to...

  • The Legend of the Mystical Ninja (SNES)

    ...Nintendo—the kinda “other” flagship character). I kinda figure that American audiences really don’t go for a whole game that is completely Japanese in tone. It’s hard to get into a...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...individuality with a number of SHMUP gimmicks. First, after your starting level, you get to determine much of your own path from there by getting to select many levels as...

  • Donkey Kong Barrel Blast (Wii)

    ...might be OK, but Funky Kong sounds like he was voiced by a drunken African-American pirate. Someday, Chunky. Someday. As awesome as a roster like that is, it doesn’t make...

  • Final Fantasy II (SNES)

    ...on the American market that featured a similar story was the original Final Fantasy. Poor translations aside, the plot that drives the actual crystal gathering isn’t really all that bad....

  • Q&AmeCola: Staff-Created Content

    It’s nearly time for Thanksgiving, where we Americans spend time with family, ponder on what we are thankful for, and eat food in such quantities that it qualifies as hubris....

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...Low-Rent Adventures in Japan Wow…. And, I complain about the price of pizza here in America. Although, American pizzas aren’t full of crazy ingredients. Just stuff that actually tastes good....

  • Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (NES)

    ...American gamers than the first Zelda outing, produced what is relatively considered to be the ”bad” Zelda, due precisely to how beloved the original Zelda formula was and how wedded...

  • The Vana’diel Diaries (December 2006)

    ...the Promyvion at Dem. This time we shall emerge victorious. November 9 “And they sang dirges in the dark the day the linkshell died….” – Don McLean “American Pie” (Okay,...