• Submissions (April 1, 2006)

    ...that little piece of bigotry at the end. Keep your anti-semetic oppinions to yourself! Zack: My cheap shot at Christianity should not have come as a total surprise. Any one...

  • Mega Man: Dr. Wily’s Revenge (GB)

    Early Game Boy titles have a reputation for being cheap knockoffs and easy ports of popular console games. Even if they don’t, that assertion segues nicely into my sentiment that...

  • Digital Championship Wrestling: Ness vs. Sakura in a Chutes and Ladders Match

    ...right! The bell hasn’t even rung yet and he’s already conjuring lightning from the heavens, striking the young Sakura like she’s a damned metal rod! That’s so cheap. Eric: Yes...

  • Chains (PC)

    ...a finite existence, and fail to mature naturally as a human being; and they’re unpretentious. Cheap graphics with smooth animation? Yep. Cheap and catchy music? Awesome. Much more playable than...

  • Ys Seven (PSP)

    ...common complaints… Complaint #1: The game is too hard/Some of the bosses are cheap. My response: Unless you’re a wussy turn-based RPG player who was tricked into buying the game...

  • Skirt Lift (iPod Touch)

    “Get an iPod Touch,” I was told. “The games are inexpensive, and there is something for everyone.” Well pardon me, disembodied voice. Not all of the decent games are cheap,...

  • [NSFW] Oniken (PC)

    ...we improved on that example for a reason. So many of my deaths in this game were cheap. Enemies knock you back a fair bit any time you get hit,...

  • [NSFW] The Ten Reasons: Clash at Demonhead

    ...only to get hit by a cheap shot at the top and fall down TWO screens to the bottom again. Died here too. Fuck the ladders in this game. Falling...

  • Crackdown (X360)

    ...game came out, it’s very cheap. It was packaged with a Halo 3 beta invitation, so naturally, everybody who wanted Halo 3 bought Crackdown. But that means Crackdown has been...

  • The Battle of Olympus (NES)

    ...game also throwing many cheap enemies your way (“cheap enemies” referring to those whose attacks are quite difficult to avoid and take away plenty of your precious health), the trek...