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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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Word of the Day

Columns by Eric Regan on June 17, 2008

Although Clinessa masqueraded as a prolific author, her oeuvre consisted of two articles in the local pennysaver and a paragraph in a watch ad.
Music You Should Be Listening To

Blog Posts by Michael Ridgaway on June 15, 2008

Video game music has come a long way since the days of the Atari 2600 and NES, but if you're like me then you still hold a nostalgic place in your heart for those old-school video game tunes. If you'r
Good News and Bad News at EB Games

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on June 15, 2008

I graduated yesterday (yay!), and I got a bunch of money, so the first thing I did was go to EB Games to buy some video games. Good news: EB Games has finally started giving reasonable prices to their
Word of the Day

Columns by Eric Regan on June 14, 2008

After pillaging and burning the small mountain town, Dastardly Dan hopped on his space-copter and took a leisurely hegira.
Word of the Day

Columns by Eric Regan on June 13, 2008

Mr. Franzen's temerarious decisions brought his precious website to the brink of extinction.
News (6/6/08): They Should Just Call it Star Soul Wars at This Point.

News Posts by Zach Rich on June 6, 2008

The crossover between Star Wars and Soul Calibur got a bit more interesting yeserday, when it was revealed that the protaginest in LucasArt's upcoming title Star Wars: Force Unleashed would be a play
News (6/3/08): Zach (hopefully) Learns HTML; Capcom Celebrates!

News Posts by Zach Rich on June 3, 2008

I'm not quite sure what the guys over at Sony are doing anymore. Is it me, or does it seem like they re-announce their intentions to launch the Home beta this year every week? According to PSN senio
Mad Tracks (X360-XBLA)

Reviews by Zach Rich on June 1, 20081

An overlooked gem on the garbage pile.
Herc’s Adventures (PSX)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on June 1, 20083

And here we are. The third and least recognizable entry in the ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS trilogy. Lucas really has a way with trilogies, doesn't he? He made the awesome Star Wars trilogy, then he made
Ghoul Patrol (SNES)

Reviews by Meteo Xavier on June 1, 20082

So you just read my review of Zombies Ate My Neighbors and now you want to know if the direct sequel matches up. Or do you? Even if you clicked this page by mistake (ed.: I should've kept the typo "l