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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Taito Legends 2 (PS2)

Reviews by Gina Holechko on June 1, 2007

When I've thought about taking time out for videogames lately, my general energy has been perversely tinged with a lack of enthusiasm. The problem may have been most evident to me in the last few mo
Pokémon Pearl (DS)

Reviews by Christian Porter on June 1, 2007

This game's graphics and audio may not be state-of-the-art, but Pokémon still has the same appeal it always has.
Star Trek: Tactical Assault (DS)

Reviews by Steve Hamner on June 1, 2007

Space...blah blah blah. I'm not a big Star Trek guy. The show was all right, the green chicks were hot, Kirk was ridiculously funny and that guy from Spenser For Hire was a badass, but that's as far a
[NSFW] The Punisher (MXB)

Reviews by Travis Combs on June 1, 2007

Would YOU play The Punisher if you were trapped on a desert island?
Final Fantasy I (GBA)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2007

So several months back I wrote about my newfound quest to earn me some gamer street cred, which I undertook after I noticed that the games I play are mostly of the rated E for Everyone "bright colors
Dune II (PC)

Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on June 1, 20071

OK, enough new games. It's back to the 90s again with another game I mentioned in Cheat Codes for Life! This month, I'm reviewing the first recognizable real-time strategy game. Certainly, there wer
Versus Mode: Gay Marriage, Racism, Rape, and More

Columns by GameCola on June 1, 2007

GC writers Alex Jedraszczak and Eric Regan discuss gay marriage in MMOs, racism in Dance!, virtual rape, and more.
Submissions (June 2007)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on June 1, 2007

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2007

Greetings gamefans all across this great globe, and welcome to another adrenified edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside your friend and mine, "Captain" Eric Regan.
Dear Readers: STAFF BATTLE ’07

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2007

If you're one of the one non-spambots who've posted on our forums, you maybe possibly remember the Best Staff Member EVER tournament we ran last year. If you're not, then the so basically is this: We ran a tournament last year to figure out who, among the millions (and The Rock means MILLIONS!!!!!) of writers we've had, was the absolute best.