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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on October 1, 2006

Hey, remember waaaay back, like, a month ago or two ago, when testgame.exe: Making the Adventure and the updated game that went along with it had actual new things in it? Like, new things with inter
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #20

Comics by Terrence Atkins on October 1, 2006

Comics inspired by actual search terms people have Googled to discover GameCola.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on October 1, 2006

Welcome to another thrilling edition of the THUMBS, where your satisfaction is not only guaranteed, it is mandatory! This month we adventure into uncharted Super Thumbs waters as I bring you some PSP
The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn

Columns by Matt Gardner on October 1, 2006

Evil Children: LOL WE JUST PWNED UR ASS.
Zoo Tycoon DS (DS)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on October 1, 2006

Memo 1: My girlfriend bought me this game. My girlfriend reads GameCola. Therefore, in an effort to still have a girlfriend, I will not be saying a single bad thing about Zoo Tycoon DS in the followin
True Swing Golf (DS)

Reviews by Steve Hamner on October 1, 2006

I've heard golf referred to as the best way to ruin a good walk. Not true. It's the best way to send a body to an early grave via coronary brought on by massive stress and frustration. I've seen profe
Mission: Impossible: Operation Surma (PS2)

Reviews by Matthew Fraser on October 1, 2006

Sometimes I wonder why some games turn out the way they do. Why do games such as Mario become so popular, and did the people behind it know they had something good in the can? (NB: I know I may get gr
[NSFW] Star Fox Adventures (GCN)

Reviews by Travis Combs on October 1, 2006

Did Rare really get worse after the Microsoft buyout, or are we letting ourselves miss out on some decent games?
Submissions (October 2006)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on October 1, 2006

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Dear Readers: News Haikus

Columns by Paul Franzen on October 1, 2006

No Versus Mode this issue, so instead you get news haikus.