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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Silent Hill (PS1)

Reviews by Richo Rosai on December 1, 2005

One thing I did not expect to do was to become freaked out enough to turn off my console and leave my house.
Dear Readers: Discrimination

Columns by Paul Franzen on November 1, 2005

I don't know if you've noticed this, but there's discrimination in gaming. No, I'm not talking about women being represented only by either prissy princesses in need of rescue by a brave and strong man, or by barely legal teens wearing what equates to dental floss around their most private of parts. No, I'm not talking about a lack of black heroes. Or a lack of gay heroes. Or a lack of Middle Eastern heroes. Or a lack of guy heroes with guy haircuts.
Ecco: The Tides of Time (SG)

Reviews by Casey Levine on November 1, 2005

Dolphins are cool, but time-traveling dolphins that can shape-shift and battle aliens are cooler.
Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Zack Huffman on November 1, 2005

Zack offers advice about selling your body in WoW, annoying advertising campaigns, and more.
Low-Rent Adventures in Japan: Tolerable Japan

Columns by Richo Rosai on November 1, 2005

The other day, as someone on the subway was jamming an elbow into my windpipe, cutting off what little life-giving oxygen I was able to suck through the plastic bag covering my face, and I was trying
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on November 1, 2005

So you've come back for more, eh? Just couldn't stay away, could you? Well, I know how that is. No really, it's okay. I understand. That's why I'm here you know, to feed your addiction. Because I know
The Gates of Life: Episode 28 – WTF is an Island?

Columns by Matt Gardner on November 1, 2005

Narrator: Enrique ate a strange fruit given to him by one of his new followers. He no longer remembers anything about asking the innocent narrator to find him an island.
Radiata Stories (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on November 1, 2005

"I'd rather do as I please than have too many fleas."
Be Careful What You Search For #11

Comics by Terrence Atkins on November 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins draws the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola.
[NSFW] Bram Stoker’s Dracula (SCD)

Reviews by Matt Wright on November 1, 2005

The game's box is infinitely more scary, entertaining, and well-made than anything this game can deliver.