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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Zack Huffman on October 1, 2005

Zack offers advice about nongaming girlfriends, becoming a more confident gamer, and more.
The Jungle Book (GG)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on October 1, 2005

Honestly, would it have been that hard to make the objective just "reach the end"? I know you don't see a lot of games like this, but I think we could've figured it out.
Frankenstein: The Monster Returns (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on October 1, 2005

There really isn't a whole lot to say about the game that hasn't already been said about stomach cancer.
Submissions (October 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on October 1, 2005

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
We Love Katamari (PS2)

Reviews by Allec Johnson on October 1, 2005

I've really tried to find major flaws in this title, but I cannot find anything to lower my opinion of the game heavily.
Dear Readers: The Next-Gen Consoles

Columns by Paul Franzen on October 1, 2005

A number of you (one is still a number, right?) have written in asking for my thoughts on the next generation of gaming consoles. While I'm not quite finished with this generation yet (or the last several, for that matter), this appears to be a pressing issue on the souls of our loyal readers, so I feel it is my duty to have it a go. Even if I would rather just play Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt than most of the Xbox 360's launch titles.
The GameCola Interview: Denny Delk

Columns by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2005

Denny Delk portrayed Murray the Talking Skull in the Monkey Island series, King Otar Fenris III in King's Quest VII, Hoagie and all the various tentacles in Day of the Tentacle, the narrator in Rogue Squadron 2 and 3, Wicket in the Ewoks animated series, and loads upon loads of other characters you can read about at IMDB.
Conker: Live & Reloaded (MXB)

Reviews by Matt Wright on September 1, 2005

Nintendo? Not only condoning, but releasing, a game with curse words? Had the world gone mad?!
[NSFW] Halo (MXB)

Reviews by Travis Combs on September 1, 2005

If you're a Microsoft-hating Sony, Nintendo, or PC fanboy, consider this: Grow up.
Animal Crossing (GCN)

Reviews by Casey Levine on September 1, 2005

It's hard to be bored in Animal Crossing.