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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Digital Championship Wrestling: Princess Peach vs. Princess Zelda in an Inferno Match

Columns by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2005

Hello everyone, and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling, live from the GameCola Arena! I'm Paul Franzen, and with me this eve is Eric Regan, and we are ready, absolutely ready, to provide you with some of the most entertaining pro-wrestling this Internet has to offer.
Doom 64 (N64)

Reviews by Richo Rosai on September 1, 2005

So at the end of the day, is Doom 64 really Doom, or is it just a knock-off that tries but doesn't live up to its predecessor?
Oh, the Humanity!: Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Columns by Zack Huffman on September 1, 2005

This movie drove me to stab the guy at Hollywood Video who actually allowed me to rent it. After showing the movie to the cops, I actually got a reward.
J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings: Volume 1 (SNES)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on September 1, 2005

The only reason to ever get this game is if you are a collector who must have all Lord of the Rings things, and even then it's a stupid idea.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on September 1, 2005

Greetings, all! Welcome to the newest edition of the most entertaining and fast-paced review action this side of ANYTHING! This month, I shall be discussing five games that I found in a deep dark hole
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on September 1, 2005

Wow! I did sooooo much stuff with testgame this month!And now that I've given you that favorable first impression, let's move on to the more truthful items on the agenda. I did not, in fact, do much w
The Gates of Life: Chapter 26 – Fight! Fight! Fight!

Columns by Matt Gardner on September 1, 2005

Enrique: It's on like Donkey Kong, fool.
Super Battleship (SG)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on September 1, 2005

If you bought Super Battleship and you expected more than you got, it's YOU who has the problem, man, not Super Battleship.
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #9

Comics by Terrence Atkins on September 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola.
North & South (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on September 1, 2005

North & South really isn't a game that will hold your interest for longer than a commercial break.