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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Paper Mario (N64)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on July 1, 2005

I wanted ever so badly to hate Paper Mario.
Tomba! 2: The Evil Swine Return (PS1)

Reviews by Casey Levine on July 1, 2005

Recommended to anyone who likes platformers, and who isn't turned off by off-the-wall wackiness.
[NSFW] Nester’s Funky Bowling (VB)

Reviews by Travis Combs on July 1, 2005

Look, bowling just doesn't translate well into a videogame.
Submissions (July 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on July 1, 2005

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on July 1, 2005

Welcome to the latest edition of SUPER THUMBS! No doubt to leave you in another stupor of euphoria... as it always SHOULD. This month brings some new games I have recently gotten ahold of, as well as
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on July 1, 2005

And speaking of video games, I'm sure there are just gobs of you readers out there waiting with bated breath for an update on the captivating new adventure game, TestGame.exe! Well, today just happens
The Gates of Life: Episode 24 – I Hate You All

Columns by Matt Gardner on July 1, 2005

Chapter Twenty-Four I Hate You All Narrator: As Captain Thomas "7-Eye" Render VI of Trelenodora stepped closer to the lair to see how close the Emo Dragon was to reaching them, Rivers placed his finge
The GameCola Interview: Greg Johnson

Columns by Paul Franzen on July 1, 2005

Chances are if you're reading this, you love ToeJam Earl. Chances are that you love the first one, aren't a big fan of the second one, and haven't yet had a chance to play the third one. Chances are
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #7

Comics by Terrence Atkins on July 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola. three person water balloon slingshots competition rules whaat is the information super highway where are all the cheats f
Arc the Lad: End of Darkness (PS2)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on July 1, 2005

Will you go online? Are you a fan of the Arc the Lad series? Do you like action RPGs?