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Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Switch)
Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...
[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)
The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...
Retro ≠ Good: River City Ransom
Daniel comes back once again to discuss how some retro games are not as good as people remember. This time he lashes out against River City Ransom...what? This can't be right...
[NSFW] The Fantastic Adventures of Dizzy (NES)
I am not going to make one egg pun this entire review. Set your expectations now.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (iPad)
Ponies with beards for the win!
Why the Phoenix Wright Characters Will Die Alone
A look at why the three main Phoenix Wright characters will be forever dateless.
[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)
So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Atari's Naughty Side
13 games that showcase just how titillating the 2600 can be.
What the Crap?: The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
What the Crap even was the Super Mario Bros. Super Show?

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