• Spider-Man (PC)

    ...it’s very hard! You can also enter cheat codes if you get stuck, or want to get the other costumes early, or if you’re lazy like me, UNLOCK EVERYTHING! Another...

  • Nelson Tethers: Puzzle Agent (PC)

    ...sir.” Crosswords, code-breakers, conundrums, and the like aren’t a moment’s challenge for Nelson. He doesn’t do far more at work than complete crossword puzzles in the newspaper. (That’s a nice...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Love, Jealousy, and Farming

    ...completely fictional. It all started when he got a new game in that mail that he had added to his Gamefly queue because he thought I would enjoy it. It...

  • Resident Evil 4 HD (PSN)

    The current Capcom business model has been set for years: Make an excellent game, create countless mediocre sequels, re-release the original one that everyone liked into oblivion, create a new,...

  • The Typing of the Dead (DC)

    ...nothing more to say about this. … Except, “Why?” Wait! Maybe this is a metaphor for Sega. The character represents the developers, feverishly typing code to prevent assimilation with other...

  • Don’t Be That Guy: Those Darn Campers!

    ...according to your fake code of honor, when you should be ready to fight against any kind of playstyle, be it campers, snipers, noob-tubers, or whatever. I know. They’re not...

  • What the Crap?: Warnings and Delays and Clogs, Oh My!

    ...it’s quite annoying. Battlefield 3 also has to load this Twitter-esque feed of news information and a Battlelog showing my friends’ recent achievements in the game. The news is pretty...

  • Contest Results

    ...wants to turn the apocalypse into an a-cop-alypse. Congratulations to BaozakergaX! Email mgray@gamecola.net for your Steam download code, so you can play Resonance yourself and root for the police officer!...

  • [NSFW] Oniken (PC)

    I was really excited to score this review code. I’m not necessarily an NES enthusiast the way so many neo-retro games these days are built to cater to, but I...

  • [NSFW] Tecmo is a Perverted Liar

    Remember when I said Tecmo had turned over a new leaf and wasn’t going to advertise Dead or Alive 5 with scantily clad ladies? I’ll remind you of the paraphrased...