Archive for Category: Columns

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Cloud vs. Karnov in a Ladder Match

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Paul: Hello again everyone, and welcome to the BEST sports entertainment promotion outside of the World Series of Darts, Digital Championship Wrestling. As always I'm Paul Franzen, and with me this ev

  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    I had some difficulty with my review of the first Tomb Raider, mostly because the movie was boring and just plain lackluster. The second Tomb Raider flick is moreso. Frankly, I had trouble paying attention, so I may have gotten some of the plot of this movie wrong.

  • Dear Readers: Why Adventure Games Are Dead.

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on Comments3

    Having now played Broken Sword: The Sleeping Dragon, Escape from Monkey Island, and King's Quest: Mask of Eternity, I now know why nobody makes adventure games anymore: Because the games are festering puddles of squid waste.

  • … of the Month: Susan and Die Anstalt

    Columns Columns by Matt Gardner on

    Last month I did something that I often do in my writing, only this time it backfired and nearly destroyed my career. This thing being issuing some sort of challenge or asking for some kind of feedback that I have no doubt no one will dare to take up, respond to, or even read. Well, fellows, this month Satan popped up and pelted me right in the face with a snowball fresh from hell. One with a decently sized pebble in it, the bastard. Someone, whether purposefully or not, actually rose to the challenge!

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    Columns Columns by Julie Kozarsky on

    Julie Kozarsky offers advice about friends who play crappy videogames, gaming while your roommate's around, and more.

  • 0wning the Competition: The Original NES Controller

    Columns Columns by Kay Leacock on

    With all this talk of next-gen game systems PS3, the 360, and the Revolution, it's time to think about the basics. The originals, the firsts, the bests. Since this *is* an article about controllers, t

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Serious Sam vs. Pikachu

    Columns Columns by Paul Franzen on

    Paul: Hello everyone and welcome once again to Digital Championship Wrestling. I'm Paul Franzen alongside Eric "I had no life potions!" Regan, and we've got a pretty good matchup for you on this warm summer night. What say ye, Eric?

  • [NSFW] Oh, the Humanity!: Tomb Raider

    Columns Columns by Zack Huffman on

    A few years ago, video game movies become popular again. Well actually, they didn't become popular so much as they become the next fad for Hollywood to blow millions of bucks trying to cash in on with really shitty movies. Tomb Raider is one of those movies. To play Lara Croft, Paramount got Angelina Jolie, who was fresh from having what I assume was about a gallon of Calogen injected into her lips.

  • Live in Yore World #4

    Columns Columns by Matt Wright on

    It only takes one look.

  • Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

    Columns Columns by Eric Regan on

    Welcome to another HISTORIC version of the SUPER THUMBS! In this issue I will be talking about a wonderful series that I had a lot of fun playing over the long long period of time I spent playing it.