Archive for Category: Columns
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Stowaway Lizo’s Super Toes Feature Presentation
Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on WELCOME, adoring fans, to the first (and only) (and GREATEST) issue of Stowaway Lizo's SUPER TOES!! This month finds Captain Eric with a bit more on his plate than he would have preferred, and thus
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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on Zack Huffman offers advice about reviewing bad games, the DS stylus, and more.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 37 – Gate of Seabears
Columns by Paul Franzen on Observer: Jonathan turns around and comes face to face with yet another pack of singing seabears. It’s too bad Enrique isn’t around to fight them. Oh, and five or 10 of these seabears are possibly zombies of old seabears. And also they came together a la Transformers to form a Gigantic Super Megazord Seabear. An invincible one, at that.
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Versus Mode: E3, Denzel as Master Chief, Halo 4, and More
Columns by GameCola on GC's Casey Levine and Eric Regan discuss whether E3 is ruined, whether Denzel Washington would make a good Master Chief, whether there should be a Halo 4, and more.
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Dear Readers: The Greatest GameCola Writer of All Time
Columns by Paul Franzen on There are many former and present GameCola writers who could be considered the greatest of all time. With alum such as Jenna Ogilvie and Neal Iannone, and with staff such as Eric Regan and Zack Huffman, it’d be nigh-on impossible for one lone man to figure out who, exactly, is the best. And yet, one lone man took this challenge, and his name is Paul Franzen.
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… of the Month: Video Game Sequel Theory, Phase 1
Columns by Matt Gardner on I’m sure this isn’t the first time I am mentioning this, but it has again been brought to my attention while playing a certain game (Xenosaga Episode II), and I figured I would try and solidify my thoughts into a solid theory.
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The Vana’diel Diaries (August 2006)
Columns by Steve Hamner on As I edited this diary I've noticed they're getting longer and longer. It can only be due to more gameplay, further evidence that the hook is in place and I'm being dragged in. I think about everythin
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Digital Championship Wrestling: Cloud vs. Sepiroth vs. Yuna vs. Cid vs. Zidane vs. Tidus
Columns by Paul Franzen on Paul: We are joining you in progress here in lovely Sicklerville, New Jersey, live from Eric Regan's backyard! Cloud's on the rooftop dueling with that ancient Lufenian Cid, Zidane has her tail wrapped around Yuna's throat down in the grass, and Sephiroth's trying desperately to look cool while getting his ass handed to him by nancy boy Tidus.
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Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on WELCOME! to the newest and GRANDEST edition of Super Thumbs to be seen by human eyes...ever! In this edition I will bring some FPS ACTION to your ever-loving attention! Now they probably aren't the ga
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Cheat Codes for Life
Columns by Zack Huffman on Zack Huffman offers advice about people hating on the GameCube, unlocking everything in Mario Party 7, and more.
