• 0wning the Competition: Crossovers and Gaming as a Sport

    Right, right. This month, I'm shaking things up again. Instead of my usual short blib that I write because I'm too lazy to actually put any effort into an article each month and instead just send Paul

  • Carbonated News: Sonic the Whorehog

    Ever wanted to take your favourite hedgehog with you wherever you go? No? Well, don't bother reading this then...

  • Great Moments in Gaming #4

    Playing Abe's Oddysee, you are tramping around Rupture Farms, experimenting with the buttons. You press a certain button combination and a flatulent sound is heard. Your brain goes into joy-spasms. Did --- did the lead character just FART? You try it again. Abe farts again. You cry tears of joy. Then you find a sleeping enemy and fart on him. He instantly wakes up and fillets you. You don't care --- ABE CAN, NAY, MUST FART AT WILL. When you find out that flatulence is integral to beating the game, you just laugh even harder.

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    Digital Championship Wrestling: Mario vs. Sonic

    Paul: Hello everybody I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Super Thumb" Regan, and boy what a matchup we have for you today!

  • Great Moments in Gaming #2

    You're playing Sonic the Hedgehog, having just purchased it for a small wad of your hard-earned. You begin. You fail to see what all the fuss is about. Just a typical platform game. As you doze off, you continue to run to the right, leaping pedestrian obstacles and avoiding predictable enemies, when suddenly -- you hit The Loop. THE LOOP. Your mind races to keep up with the INSANITY as Sonic does a 360 LOOP, violating all laws of physics and gravity. Your head swims. Your body shakes. Another loop. Is all it takes.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (SMS)

    This game has plenty of merits and is in many ways superior to its 16-bit cousin.

  • The 2003 GameCola Videogame Awards

    The 2003 GameCola Videogame Awards!

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    Advice for the Sensitive Gamer #8

    Jenna Ogilvie offers advice about becoming Paul Franzen (with superpowers), meeting Cassandra from Soul Calibur, getting friends interest in gaming, and more.

  • [NSFW] Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind (SNES)

    Welcome to Platforming Hell. Population: One Obnoxious Bobcat.

  • Carbonated News (March 2003)

    Be the first on your block to own a chunk of Mars! Enix (man, I can't wait for their merger with Square), in collaboration with the Lunar Embassy Corporation, is running a very special contest with it