Archive for Tag: The Gates of Life
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 9 – Indentured Family Service
"Rivers! Enrique! New plan! Forget revenge; we’ve got to escape my parents!"
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 8 – Killing Time
Enrique: Why are you standing around here? You came to kill! It’s time to get blood on your hands! You’ve always wanted to be a killer; now’s your chance!
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The Gates of Life Returns in One Week.
Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on Rumors have been flying for weeks now regarding "The Gates of Life," GameCola's choose-your-own-adventure fantasy story in which the fans get to dictate the path the story takes. Most of these rumors
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 7 – The Avenging Adventurer
Choose your own adventure in this RPG-esque epic that lets the readers impact its storyline.
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 6 – Fly Away Home
Columns by Paul Franzen on 
2 Render: I’ve been thinking. I’m never going to find my life’s true calling while I still have ghosts of my past holding me back. Jonathan, set a course for my homeland, Trelenodora. I have some unfinished business to take care of.
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 5 – Build-a-Ship
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: You like to build things, don’t you, gnome? You’re going to build me a ship. One that’s much bigger and much cooler than the one you destroyed. Depending on how good a job you do, I’ll decide whether to kill you or not.
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 4 – Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, BOOM!
Columns by Paul Franzen on 2 Render: What the hell is that sound? Someone better tell me what the hell that sound is, right now!
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 3 – Why Rivers Isn’t the Captain
Columns by Matt Gardner on 1 Rivers: We’ll run in, and I’ll fuse the enemies to some trees to incapacitate them, while you rescue Render and Enrique.
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 2 – Bad is Better
Columns by Paul Franzen on 1 Sparkly treasure? Princesses?! Forget that crap—this gang is going on a RAMPAGE! First stop, Helpless Gnomes’ Island.
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The Gates of Life: Season Two, Episode 1 – Prologue
Columns by Matt Gardner on 2 Render: A little consistency would be nice. Or maybe stability is the word I’m looking for.