Archive for Tag: The Gates of Life: Season One
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The Gates of Life: Episode 44 – Two Heads are Better Than…OMG SEA BEARS?!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Render: Augh…my head…. Wait…wait why do I have really nice boobs all of a sudden?!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 43 – There’s Something About Render
Columns by Matt Gardner on Captain Necrostreeb: We must find your former captain, Captain Thomas "7-Eye" Render VI of Trelenodora!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 42 – What? Really?
Columns by Paul Franzen on Necrostreeb: I’m the main character?! Seriously?
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The Gates of Life: Episode 41 – FAKE n00b
Columns by GameCola on Rivers Duo: Oh right! That person isn't n00b! I know who it really is!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 40 – Toot Toot!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Barin: Wait a second, Streebless; what was that I saw you waving around in the bar?
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The Gates of Life: Episode 39 – RIVERBUTION
Columns by Paul Franzen on Rivers Duo: I don’t care if you are the narrator, I make the rules now.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 38: Children of the c0rn
Columns by Matt Gardner on Evil Children: LOL WE JUST PWNED UR ASS.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 37 – Gate of Seabears
Columns by Paul Franzen on Observer: Jonathan turns around and comes face to face with yet another pack of singing seabears. It’s too bad Enrique isn’t around to fight them. Oh, and five or 10 of these seabears are possibly zombies of old seabears. And also they came together a la Transformers to form a Gigantic Super Megazord Seabear. An invincible one, at that.
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 36 – The Gates of Vine
Columns by Matt Gardner on Forklass: Hey, let’s climb that vine! It goes up really high! It’s GOTTA go somewhere cool.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 35 – DIE!!
Columns by Paul Franzen on Seconds 46-47: The sword finds its mark. Genericus is defeated.