Archive for Tag: The Gates of Life
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The Gates of Life: Episode 25 – I am Hungry
Columns by Matt Gardner on Rivers: I know we have plenty of dried cabbages left on our ship, but maybe we should stock up on some food before leaving for our next destination, wherever that may be.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 24 – I Hate You All
Columns by Matt Gardner on Chapter Twenty-Four I Hate You All Narrator: As Captain Thomas "7-Eye" Render VI of Trelenodora stepped closer to the lair to see how close the Emo Dragon was to reaching them, Rivers placed his finge
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The Gates of Life: Episode 23 – Enrique
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: I'll drive if ya want.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 22 – Liaunde! Also, Wait…Wait Yeah, There Were Others….
Columns by Matt Gardner on Barin: I'm so sick of you I could vomit. This is my story, and it's really about time I took it back.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 21 – Fix the Story and Go Back to Present Time!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Render: Ah ha, I'll go to Fix The Story And Go Back To The Present Time Island!
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 20 – The Past is Fine, Dammit (Part Two)
Columns by Matt Gardner on Fan(s) of TGoL: I want to hear about Jonathan the Minotaur's past! I want to hear about the Glorious Lord Eric, Grand Master Barbarian Mage of the Third Cave of Hariant's past! I want to hear about Strange Creature's past!
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 19 – The Past is Fine, Dammit
Columns by Matt Gardner on Fan(s) of TGoL: I want to hear about Rivers Fusion's past!
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The Gates of Life: Episode 18 – An Intimidating Structure
Columns by Matt Gardner on Large Stone Wall: Whooooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam IIIIIIIIIIII? Whyyyyyyy aaaaaaaaaaaam IIIIIIIIIIIIII aaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaall?
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The Gates of Life: Chapter 17 – The Musical
Columns by Matt Gardner on Narrator Two: That's right my friends, the gates have fated/That this particular issue be music related.
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The Gates of Life: Episode 16 – Bears!
Columns by Matt Gardner on Enrique: Bears!