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Everything I Know About E3 2017
Anna relates what she knows about E3 2017...which is really just what she sees on social media
Dust: An Elysian Tail (PC)
An excellent Indie RPG where you travel the land to take down an evil general while finding out your true identity.
The History and Return of Second-Generation CRPGs
Could we be seeing a return to the role-playing renaissance?
Top of the Heap: The Naughty Side of the NES
Despite efforts by Nintendo to keep the NES squeaky clean, some unlicensed game developers managed leak some smuttiness onto the otherwise family-friendly system.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (iPad)
Ponies with beards for the win!
Impaired Closed Captioning: Super Mario Bros. 2
In early 2010, Google introduced a Transcribe Audio feature to YouTube that translated all speech in a video into useful captions mangled the heck out of my Mega Man videos, telling my viewers that "w
Konami Is A Yakuza Front
Organized crime in videogames? Say it ain't so!
[NSFW] Top of the Heap: Pokémon Games That Aren't
Nine knock-off Pokémon games you probably haven't caught yet.
[NSFW] Anna's First Sexist Encounter as a Gamer Girl
Anna rants about a personal experience she had with a Reddit troll.
[NSFW] Poker Ladies (ARC)
The classic PC game Wolfenstein invented and revolutionized the first-person shooter genre. But, in recent years, Wolfenstein has become a series of games that imitate other games, instead of comin

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