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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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PlayStation 3 Dropping to Reasonable Price!

News Posts by Paul Franzen on August 16, 20112

Sony announced today that, for the first time since it was released in 2006 at the price of everything in your bank account, the PlayStation 3 would be dropping to a price that's actually reasonable f
OMG-Z (PSN)

Reviews by Mark Freedman on August 15, 20114

Bacon. It's crispy; it's salty; it's golden red and brown. Truly a fine supplement to any meal of the day, and one of mankind's greatest accomplishments. As the president of the Bacon Alliance, I can
This Week in ‘Cola: Abort, Retry, Fail? Edition

News Posts by Paul Franzen on August 12, 2011

Let's give it another go. Late last year, I tried starting a weekly column in which I recapped all the week's posts from the Internet's favorite hentai beard Matt Jonas videogames website, GameCola.ne
Child of Eden (X360)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on August 12, 20112

"Videogames are art!" yells the black-suited Ubisoft exec as he peddles out the latest swirling digital eyesore. 3D primitives dance across a glitch-driven psycho-seizure background as you scramble ov
Another Look: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Blog Posts by Matt Jonas on August 11, 201111

You may remember my review of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, published last December. I reviewed the game without having played one of the core components: the drop-in drop-out co-operative mode.
Minecraft Rip-Off Makes Over $1 Million on XBLIG

News Posts by Paul Franzen on August 11, 2011

This is a sad day for indie games. Joystiq reports today that Fortresscraft, a game that is clearly in no way different from Minecraft, has made over $1 million in revenue off of the Xbox Live Indie G
Big Fish Games for the iPhone

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on August 11, 2011

Michael reviews the three iPhone adventure games offered by Big Fish Games.
Parents Upset Over New Nintendo Toy!

Videos by Paul Franzen on August 10, 20118

Well, I love this: And it’s so relevant, too! I’m not ready to purchase a new videogame console yet either, no matter HOW good the pictures are.
Live Your Life Over Again in To the Moon

News Posts by Paul Franzen on August 10, 2011

If you had the chance to relive your life, would you change things? Would you try to achieve some grand goal? Could you find love? Fame? Fortune? Or would you realize that sometimes the past is meant
What the Crap?: Your Money’s No Good Here

Columns by Mark Freedman on August 10, 20115

A wise man once said, "mo' money, mo' problems." This may be true in real life, but how does it stack up in videogames? Perhaps it would be better to say "mo' types of money, mo' problems." If you've