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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

The Dark Spire (DS)

Reviews by David Donovan on December 22, 2009

David Bowie does make a guest appearance, after all, as mandated by Japanese constitutional law.
Math Sniper 3D (X360-XBLI)

Reviews by Zach Rich on December 21, 20091

Math Sniper 3D could have saved my life when I was in third grade, but it just had to fall into my lap twelve years too late.
GC Podcast #18: Michael and Paul’s Excellent Adventure

Podcasts by Michael Gray on December 21, 20091

It's Podcast 18, where Paul Franzen and Michael Gray talk about Deja Vu for the NES/GBC/PC/MAC, and Case 1-3 of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney for the DS. Michael and Paul were supposed to limit their c
Minus the Pudding: The Best of Xbox Live Indie Games

Columns by Paul Franzen on December 20, 20092

A round-up of the very few Xbox Live Indie Games that aren't soduku, including Don't Be Nervous Talking to Girls, Kissy Poo, and more.
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon (N64)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on December 18, 20092

Games from early in a console's life often feel a tad like they're missing something. Have you played Red Steel? Of course you have, and you're scarred for life because of it. This pain is nothing; d
Space Math (XBLIG)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on December 17, 2009

I jump at the chance to review any edutainment games. I have fond memories of the greatest educational game ever conceived, The Logical Journey of the Zoombinis. I believe we can never learn enough,
Wii Sports Resort (Wii)

Reviews by Michael Gray on December 17, 20091

One-sentence review: Wii Sports Resort is pretty much the same as Wii Sports. Longer review: Remember the memory card upgrade that came free with Donkey Kong 64? Nintendo decided that, from then on,
The Lost Cases of Sherlock Holmes Walkthrough

Videos by Michael Gray on December 17, 20091

I know it seems like there's a lot of video lag, but trust me: the game actually moves at that speed.
Snowboard Kids 2 (N64)

Reviews by Zach Rich on December 16, 2009

I've become a different person in the span of two years. Where I was once a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed high school youngling, I've now matured into a smart, wise, and generally handsome college student
DS Stylus

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on December 12, 2009

A stylus shaped like a normal-sized pen. Complete with the soft finger-grip thing they use to teach small children how to hold a pen!