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Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation
Columns by Eric Regan on 
2 I am sensing a very bleak few months in the future of videogaming. However, that will not stop me from bestowing all of my knowledge to YOU!: the good readers of GameCola. I shall be brave; I shall be strong! I shall enlighten us all on what we will be doing for the foreseeable future, no matter how scary it may be!
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WiiWare Review (May 2008)
Columns by Sprite Monkey on 1 A fun little game where you pick up stick figures and bash the crap out of them to prevent them from destroying your castle. It's a little boring and repetitive, but I found the multiplayer to be rather enjoyable with a couple of friends. If you're rationing points, it's not what I would call a priority buy, but it's certainly a good time waster if you're not willing to play a free version on the Web.
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Zombies Ate My Neighbors (SNES)
Reviews by Meteo Xavier on 3 I'm not going to lie to you, or wait until the end of the page to get the point across to you: ZOMBIES ATE MY NEIGHBORS is awesome. It is so awesome that I can't think of a better way to open up my re
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Rocketmen: Axis of Evil (X360-XBLA)
If there's one thing I am in this world, I am a grammar Nazi.1 The very first thing I did when I downloaded Rocketman: Axis of Evil onto my Xbox was complain about how there was no space between the c
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Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil
Columns by Michael Ridgaway on 1 “The first chance you get, you are deleting ALL Tetris games from this damn thing,” Tom growled. “I feel more nauseous than I’ve ever been, and I don’t even have a stomach anymore!” “Aww come on, Tom, it looked fun! I’ll bet it was like a roller coaster ride. You love roller coasters!” “Yes, yes … Continue reading "Quantum Geek: Episode 3 – This Mortal Coil"
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Virtual Console Review (May 2008)
Columns by Myrtle T. Blinkin on our grandfather was a renegade. A renegade of funk. He smelled most often of motor oil and urine, which was quite funky, I tell you!
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[NSFW] Mario Kart Wii (Wii)
Reviews by Sprite Monkey on 1 Mario Kart, Mario Kart, Oh, how long I have loved thee! From Super NES to Double Dash, And now you're on the Wii! Reserve my copy early on From the whores at the GameStop. It comes with a free wheel,
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Bokosuka Wars (NES)
I should start by saying that, when I first wrote a review for Bokosuka Wars, I called it bad because I didn't look farther into it, and I was happy to jump on the bandwagon and ride it all the way
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Versus Mode: Adults Only DLC, Shigeru Miyamoto, Parents, and More
Christian Porter and Rick L debate the Wii, Adults Only DLC, Shigeru Miyamoto, punishing parents, and Rock Band in this edition of Versus Mode.
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Smoking is Bad, People.
Videos by Michael Gray on Check out my anti-smoking YouTube video.