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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Digital Championship Wrestling: Duke Nukem vs. Serious Sam in a Tiara on a Pole Match

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2007

Greetings gamefans all across this great globe, and welcome to another adrenified edition of Digital Championship Wrestling! As always I'm Paul Franzen, alongside your friend and mine, "Captain" Eric Regan.
Dear Readers: STAFF BATTLE ’07

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2007

If you're one of the one non-spambots who've posted on our forums, you maybe possibly remember the Best Staff Member EVER tournament we ran last year. If you're not, then the so basically is this: We ran a tournament last year to figure out who, among the millions (and The Rock means MILLIONS!!!!!) of writers we've had, was the absolute best.
The Gates of Life: Episode 46 – Hold on a Minute!

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2007

Rivers Duo: What the hell?! You can’t just KILL me! I’m so coming back, and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it! Enrique, CUT OPEN THIS SEA BEAR!!
Top of the Heap: Culturally Irrelevant Games

Columns by Christian Porter on June 1, 2007

If there aren't enough contemporary media tie-in games, why not make some from franchises decades out of relevance?
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on June 1, 2007

Well well well, it is THAT time of the month again. I know all of you are out there sitting in your rooms crying and wondering when your next DOSE of THE awesome will come. Well, my friends, that time
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on June 1, 2007

Greetings, faithful readers, and welcome to this month's edition of textgame.exe: Making the Adventure. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, that Lizo," I hear you say, "She never does any work on
Cheat Codes for Getting Out of Your Damn House

Columns by Zack Huffman on June 1, 2007

Greetings to all eight of my readers. Sorry I wasn't around last month to supply you with half-assed writing and mean-spirited personal attacks. But then, we all know that I haven't written anything w
… of the Month: Magic: The Gathering

Columns by Eric Regan on June 1, 2007

Hey hey hey! Filling in for the elusive Mr. Gardner this month will be me, Eric Regan: creator of THE AWESOME. Handheld systems are a GOOD idea. No one is disputing this. However, not every kind of game works on handheld systems. Ever trying playing a FPS on one? Yeah, not so fun. RPGs? Eh, theywork like on any system. Action games?
[NSFW] Virtual Boy Wario Land (VB)

Reviews by Travis Combs on May 1, 2007

The best game on the Virtual Boy—if you can stand playing that thing.
Pretty in Pixels #4

Comics by Jamie Juett on May 1, 2007

Jamie Juett's comic about life as a female game designer.