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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

[NSFW] The Grass is Always…: Resident Evil 4

Columns by Travis Combs on June 15, 2006

And if you love Resident Evil 4, you have to check out Animal Crossing!
[NSFW] Mansion of Hidden Souls (SCD)

Reviews by Travis Combs on June 15, 2006

The terrible story of a haunted mansion where ghosts turn you into butterflies. And by "terrible" I mean that the story is actually bad.
testgame.exe: Making the Adventure

Columns by Elizabeth Medina-Gray on June 15, 2006

It's the month of voice actors! Remember just last month, when I was sending out my millionth plea for enough voices to fill three whole parts? Well, folks, crazy as it may sound, it actually happened
Player Two: Web Comics

Columns by Janra Roberts on June 1, 2006

Gaming Web comics. You all read them. You all know the big names. You know their purposes. Or do you? These sites, these pieces of our little subculture, are more important than many think. They are w
Emperor: Rise of the Middle Kingdom (PC)

Reviews by Casey Levine on June 1, 2006

I have always enjoyed city building games, and the Impressions series of games has long been one of my favorites. Caesar III, Pharaoh and Zeus are all solid (albeit very similar) games. The newest gam
… of the Month: People Porting Games Instead of Making New Ones

Columns by Matt Gardner on June 1, 2006

It seems someone got the hint, whether it be from tons of people using their PSPs to play old games on emulators and refusing to upgrade their PSPs in order to continue doing so, people continuing to buy old games ported to PSP and other systems (such as Breath of Fire 3 for PSP, which I just purchased recently instead of buying a real new game), or just a lucky guess.
Digital Championship Wrestling: Ecco the Dolphin vs. Cecil

Columns by Paul Franzen on June 1, 2006

Paul: Live from the Jersey shore, it's Digital Championship Wrestling! Hello everyone I'm Paul Franzen, alongside Eric "Sniffles" Regan, and this one sure promises to be a barnburner! Ain't that right, Sniffles?
Captain Eric’s Super Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on June 1, 2006

Welcome to another action-packed and exciting edition of what the semi-cool kids call the SUPER THUMBS! In this edition, I will be taking you on an adventure that explores parts of this gaming univers
Cheat Codes for Life

Columns by Zack Huffman on June 1, 2006

Zack Huffman offers advice about gaming girlfriends, sharing memory cards, and more.
The Gates of Life: Episode 34 – ROCKIN’ BALLAD!

Columns by Matt Gardner on June 1, 2006

Jordan: I will sing your asses off, butt gnomes.