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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

The Gates of Life: Episode 25 – I am Hungry

Columns by Matt Gardner on August 1, 2005

Rivers: I know we have plenty of dried cabbages left on our ship, but maybe we should stock up on some food before leaving for our next destination, wherever that may be.
[NSFW] Be Careful What You Search For #8

Comics by Terrence Atkins on August 1, 2005

Terrence Atkins is here drawing the keywords YOU Googled to discover GameCola.
Untold Legends: Brotherhood of the Blade (PSP)

Reviews by Matt Gardner on August 1, 2005

My point is this: This game has a lot of stuff I wish all action RPGs had.
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005 (MXB)

Reviews by Matt Wright on August 1, 2005

Seriously—I had no idea a golf game could be this good.
The Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkeys (PS1)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on August 1, 2005

Somewhere, somehow, somewhen, someone thought that The Next Big Thing for gaming would be a title based on Sea-Monkeys. Think about it.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (PS1)

Reviews by Casey Levine on August 1, 2005

Unfortunately, a game cannot stand on presentation alone, and the gameplay is definitely where this game falls apart.
The Adventures of Willy Beamish (SCD)

Reviews by Travis Combs on August 1, 2005

Dynamix—like a lot of the great adventure companies—is dead and buried today, but the impression they left is a lasting one.
Disney’s Aladdin (SG)

Reviews by Richo Rosai on August 1, 2005

Anyone remotely inclined to enjoy platformers shouldn't be disappointed.
Cool World (NES)

Reviews by Zack Huffman on August 1, 20051

The game doesn't hold your hand with simplistic differentiation between enemies and items that you can pick up.
Submissions (August 2005)

Fan Submissions by GameCola on August 1, 2005

Comments, e-mails, artwork and more from GameCola’s readers.