• [NSFW] Policenauts (SCD)

    ...out, an hour and forty-five minutes have passed. I’m done for today. Wednesday, April 5, 2006—Alright, so I cheated: I looked online to try and figure out this completely convoluted...

  • MySims (PC)

    ...PC version introduces online play, which was shut down because nobody was playing. From the back of the box, it sounds like it was just games of tag, sharing objects...

  • Get Out of Your Damn House: Les Jeux Vidéos of France

    ...I haven’t been able to find a photo or even mention of this design online, which leads me to believe that it is most likely a 3rd party replacement and...

  • Fabricated News: Extra Money and No Cutscenes

    In the news this week, Nintendo announced that they are removing all cutscenes from future games. This is because some people watch game cutscenes online. Of course, it is physically...

  • DLC Quest (PC)

    ...in-app purchases with a vengeance, hate always online DRM so much it makes you want to tweet cuss words, and you wish it was legal to rip out the throat...

  • [NSFW] My Conversion

    ...achievable. With services like Steam Big Picture around, that makes it even easier. A controller gamer? More games on PC have native controller support every day and keymapping programs are...

  • One Is The Loneliest Number

    ...be online all the time, but does need to regularly check licenses. Rumour is every 24 hours—my Internet isn’t that good, or on that frequently. Cloud functionality tracks licenses for...

  • Front Mission 4 (PS2)

    This classic GameCola article was originally published in August 2007. Late one night I was surfing online, when quickly I realized that all was not fine. Was the calendar right?...

  • Carbonated News: E3 2009 Preview

    ...to retrieve a princess instead of a flag. And when you feed the princess, she becomes fatter, and therefore harder for the enemy team to cart away. It’s an online...

  • Monopoly/Boggle/Yahtzee/Battleship 4 Game Fun Pack (DS)

    ...DS version will feel very familiar to you. Though all of the games on this cartridge would have benefited from the addition of wireless online play, this member of the...