Search Results for: matt jonas
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[NSFW] Ninja Chop!! (XBLIG)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on ...half, a blood curdling scream echoed out. Well played. In all fairness, despite the sickening though mildly amusing subject matter, Ninja Chop!! is a good game for blowing a few...
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Konami Krazy Racers (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 
2 ...for far too long! I’ve gone from 1st to 6th in a matter of seconds thanks to a stray obstacle. Why do I never see the computer get hit by...
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Crazy Taxi: Catch a Ride (GBA)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 ...be pushed so hard. Although the back of the box claims the system to be a 32-bit handheld, the truth of the matter is that the processor isn’t really up...
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Hacks’n’Slash #2: Sonic X – Regenerated
Podcasts by Paul Franzen on 4 ...In this episode, we have: Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction. Oh yes. Be afraid. Performing in this episode are yours truly, Alex Jedraszczak, Diana Gray, Christian Porter, Joseph Martin, Matt Jonas,...
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TubeHero (PC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on Why is this a thing. As social media allows the Eye-in-the-Sky to see everything we’re doing, and advertising forces itself under our fingernails, I’d like to remind you of a...
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MySims (PC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 They’re not your Sims! They’re– Putting the “Sim” in Simple I find The Sims too confusing. The not-so-simple act of running someone’s life is further complicated with the inclusion of...
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Gravity Rush (Vita)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on The PlayStation Vita is the most beautiful thing I own. It is sleek, and it shimmers in the daylight. The curved edges and comfortable dual analogue sticks are both ergonomic...
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Disney’s Extreme Skate Adventure (PS2)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 I’ve accepted that I’ll play just about anything. The Skate Escape A word of warning, for all of you: Playing Disney’s Extreme Skate Adventure caused me to fall headfirst into...
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[NSFW] Dancing Eyes (ARC)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on Lady, all night I’ve dreaming of days that you spent by my side. The best days of my life, don’t you remember? Dancing Eyes is one of those games I...
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[NSFW] The Walking Dead: Episode 2 – Starved for Help (XBLA)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on I’m really not pleased with this episode, which is exactly why it is brilliant. The Walking Dead should make you uncomfortable, and make you upset. This episode isn’t all lollipops...