• Crackdown (X360)

    ...remember… No matter where you are, or what you do, The Agency is aware. Break the law, and they’ll send out an elite team of peacekeepers to bring you down....

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine (X360)

    If ever there was a movie-to-videogame adaption I’d wish done superbly, it would be any of the X-Men movies. Why? Because of Wolverine. Any X-Men game exists solely to be...

  • Guitar Hero 5 (X360)

    I’m reviewing Guitar Hero 5, aren’t I? Just…give me a moment. As I sit here at my virus-ridden and slowly dying PC, I ask myself a question: Have I wasted...

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    Band Hero (X360)

    Just to explain, Band Hero is Guitar Hero for kids; everything offensive has been removed in what I like to call the “Don’t Offend The Serious Christians” edition of Guitar...

  • Paris Hilton’s Diamond Quest (Mobile)

    Really, now. Paris Hilton has been licensed to appear in a videogame? “Wow, this has got to be abysmal at best,” I thought. But you shouldn’t run entirely on first...

  • Guitar Hero Smash Hits (X360)

    Smash Hits—or Worst…I mean, Greatest Hits, everywhere outside of the U.S.—is another in a long string of Guitar Hero titles (such as the already reviewed Guitar Hero: Drama Queens and...

  • DJ Hero (X360)

    Another Hero game? Do I even have the time for all of these? Although it is a Hero title, do not confuse this game with that awful monetary spinner, Guitar...

  • Katamari Forever (PS3)

    For those not aware of what Katamari Damacy is, and why the series has such high acclaim, I recommend you do some prior reading. Take a look at Casey Levine’s...

  • Giana Sisters DS (DS)

    “HELLO MR. OWL, I’M GOING TO JUMP ON YOU!” Giana Sisters DS is a squeaky-clean remake, developed with much love and attention paid, indeed. However, like all “remakes,” part of...

  • Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA (PSP)

    Taking advantage of the PSP’s region-free functionality (amongst other things)? You bloody well should be. Some of my favourite games were released in Japan exclusively, or at least much earlier...