• Blade Kitten (XBLA)

    It has been a furry long time since I last reviewed a game with an anthropomorphic main character, and I guess that's because they are a guilty pleasure of mine—the games, not the anthropomorphic la

  • The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX (GBC)

    The name of this game makes many a fanboy spring up with joy, though I'd rather they kept it in their pants. Just as much as if you criticize Picasso, you'll be thrown out of art college, if you crit

  • Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa (PC)

    Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, Chapter 1 of the Hoopz Barkley SaGa (BSU J:G) by Tales of Game's Studios is exactly what you'd think a retro-style RPG about Charles Barkley set in a dystopian future

  • Dead or Alive: Dimensions (3DS)

    So, Ocarina of Time 3D, hey guys? Nope, I know you'd much rather hear about the new Dead or Alive game. You know the one: the game that's bombing in the charts right now because you're not buying it.

  • Contra ReBirth (WiiWare)

    The Wii is dying, its successor gleaming across the horizon, promising to bring us a controller that looks like an iPad crossed with some kind of LeapFrog child's toy. So don't bother playing this. I

  • Super Mario Land (GB)

    Next to Tetris, this is one of THE classic Game Boy games. But was it any good?

  • Ridge Racer 3D (3DS)

    Those with more money than sense are the proud owners (and subsequently 'dis-owners') of the Nintendo 3DS. I do not enjoy taking a stroll into town and getting a StreetPass hit from some delinquent wh

  • Brink (X360)

    When you take a stroll down to your local burger joint and see the slow kid that always smelled faintly of cottage cheese pushing around a mop, you're usually not too surprised that he didn't amount t

  • Royal Trouble (PC)

    Recently, I wanted to play an adventure game, so I went to Big Fish Games.  They have literally hundreds of adventure games available for purchase, but when I hovered my mouse over any of their top t

  • Duke Nukem Trilogy: Critical Mass (DS)

    You see a game perched on the store shelf, and you're thinking, "Hey, I've never heard of this game". This happens to me all the time, the most recent examples being Dead To Rights: Retribution, Mindj