Archive for Category: Reviews
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The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (GCN)
Reviews by Michael Gray on 
4 The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was supposed to be the greatest game ever. I mean, in the N64 days, the Zelda series was rocking my socks. Ocarina of Time was a stellar 1998 release. It was fol
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Dance Dance Revolution S (iPhone)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 "Dancing," they call it. It's more like smashing your feet really hard on a metal box in time with arrows that are barely in time with the music. The spacing for your feet on the dance machine is awfu
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Tales of Monkey Island: Lair of the Leviathan (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on 2 The awesomely-acronymed Tales of Monkey Island: Lair of the Leviathan is—if you haven't been paying attention to the adventure games scene, videogame news in general, or GameCola.net—the third in
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Eternal Sonata (X360)
Reviews by Christian Porter on 7 Eternal Sonata had a lot of promise. Not only was it a much-needed RPG on the Xbox 360, but it looked like it was going to break the J-RPG mold by blending action-RPG elements with a turn-based RPG fr
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Lovely Lisa (DS)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 5 Little Sarah only wanted to be her mummy's favourite girl. Every day she would do the housework, help dry the dishes, put the rubbish out, feed the pets and even wash the car. She was a fine, well-beh
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Doom RPG (Mobile)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on Disclaimer: This review contains a picture of "dancing dog," and is rated R, for Ruff. ...So, university is a dumb waste of time so far. If I'd have known that "being lectured" stands for "being shout
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Metroid Prime Trilogy (Wii)
Reviews by Zach Rich on In 2007, the great and wonderful folks at Valve made every single one of us dirty, dirty consumer pigs feel like we just blew up the ferris wheel at the Toys"R"Us in NYC and made off with five spectac
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Tales of Monkey Island: The Siege of Spinner Cay (PC)
Reviews by Paul Franzen on 12 OK, so here's the thing. Everything I said about the last game goes. Everything. If you liked the last game, get The Siege of Spinner Cay, too; if you haven't played the last game, read my review of t
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Sonic CD (SCD)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 2 "Sonic CD really is as great as you've heard people say on the Internet." - UK Resistance, 2005. I'm not too fond of the Sonic-bashing that tends to go on nowadays (just as much as I am not fond of En
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Hyperballoid HD (PS3-PSN)
Reviews by Matt Jonas on 1 Arkanoid. Namco's spiritual successor to Atari's Breakout and Super Breakout. The goal of the game is to bounce a ball off of a paddle, and by doing so, destroy all the blocks in a single level. There