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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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EvilQuest (PC)

Reviews by Alex Jedraszczak on April 4, 20123

Greetings, GameCola Faithful! It is I, the Jeddy! No, no, no. Please, stop your applause. Everyone, please! Take your seats so that I may continue my review. Really, thank you—it's wonderful to hear
Gamer Girlfriend: The Mass Effect Series (According to Mike)

Columns by Vangie Ridgaway on April 3, 20122

Those of you who have had the pleasure of meeting my husband Mike, either in person or via one of GameCola's famous podcasts, have probably figured out by now that he is a bit of a talker. These days,
Kinect Star Wars is Even Worse Than We Thought

News Posts by Paul Franzen on April 2, 201215

You thought that video of two soul-dead teenagers having the worst day of their lives was bad? Check out this shakycam footage of additional Kinect Star Wars gameplay: specifically, Han Solo and Lando
GC Podcast #49: It’s Pronounced “Crystalis”

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on April 2, 201237

OK, OK, April Fools' Day is over. Now for the real podcast! Actually, the last podcast could probably be considered an Off-Topic Podcast, as it was entirely created out of content cut from existing po
GC Podcast #48: UNCUT

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on April 1, 20122

We're getting back into our normal swing of things here at The GameCola Podcast, but this month's recording was rushed and ended up a little short. With that said, we present to you the 48th installme
Q&AmeCola: Your First Game

Columns by GameCola Staff on March 29, 201214

With all the quality reviews, delightful columns, and hard-hitting game journalism you can find here at GameCola, it's sometimes hard to believe that the site's written by regular people like you and
Gamera Obscura: Girlfriend Construction Set

Columns by Jeff Day on March 28, 20123

Why the long face, buddy? Did you run out of old taco shells in the ol' pantry for snacking?
Don’t Be That Guy: Those Darn Campers!

Columns by Daniel Castro on March 27, 20122

Sitting down for a few online matches can be a fun way to relax after a hard day at work or school. But it's hard to avoid getting even more frustrated when we have to share our games with idiotic pla
2012 Game of the Year Announced for April Release

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 22, 20121

It's called World Gone Sour, it features narration by Creed from The Office, and you play as a bunch of Sour Patch Kids on an epic quest to reach their ultimate destination: the human stomach. Take a
Epic Mickey 2 Just Got Epic…er

News Posts by Paul Franzen on March 21, 20127

GameCola hasn't exactly been kind to what can now accurately be called the Epic Mickey franchise; the last time we reported on it, we went with the telling headline "Epic Mickey Doesn't Look Horrible,