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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

Ace Attorney 5 Announced.

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 29, 201219

While there's no word yet on when it's coming out, what platform it's being developed for, or whether it's coming out in the U.S.
[NSFW] Girl’s Dodge Ball (iPhone)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on January 27, 20125

I don't know much about dodgeball. But there is one piece of advice that I can offer... Dodge this. From first peek, Girl's Dodge Ball looks like Dead or Alive Xtreme. This should have been ample re
Old, Fat Mega Man Joins Street Fighter X Tekken

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 27, 20123

Also Pac-Man wearing a mech suit. What are you doing, developers?!
Wii U Out by the End of the Year, Craps out Rainbow Cookies

News Posts by Matt Jonas on January 26, 20123

Satoru Iwata, a Nintendo hotshot who claims to be the company president, has today reiterated that the Super Wii will be out by the end of this year. This won't be a Sony-style late launch, either, be
Back to the Future: The Game – Episode 2: The Video Walkthrough – The Post: THE POST

Videos by Nikola Suprak on January 26, 20128

GameCola's video walkthrough for Episode 2 of Back to the Future: The Game has been uploaded to our video channel! Come listen to Paul, Michael Gray, and myself offer commentary for the second episode.
Gamera Obscura: Ganpuru: Gunman’s Proof

Columns by Jeff Day on January 25, 20121

It's the new year, and that means a whole new set of obscure games.
Q&AmeCola: Movie Games

Columns by GameCola Staff on January 23, 20122

With all the quality reviews, delightful columns, and hard-hitting game journalism you can find here at GameCola, it's sometimes hard to believe that the site's written by regular people like you and
Playing Sonic With My Eyes Shut

Videos by Matt Jonas on January 19, 20122

Matt Jonas tries to play Sonic 1 with his eyes closed, and it's wonderful.
Michael and Paul’s Adventures on Bird-Girl Island

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on January 18, 20125

A classic tale of love and bird-girls, starring the GameCola staff.
HungryMaster (iPhone)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on January 17, 20123

When I reviewed Contra ReBirth, I really picked that story to shreds. I basically said that the poor translation and terrible story ruined the whole experience. Yet now, I'm reviewing HungryMaster and