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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

Latest Articles

GirlCola (Or, the Ly “Sis” Strata)

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on February 10, 20123

The story of how GameCola was conquered in a feminist revolution, then restored to normal.
Tim Schafer and Ron Gilbert Making a New Adventure Game, and You’re Funding It

News Posts by Paul Franzen on February 8, 201214

This is NEWS! Tim Schafer—co-creator of Day of the Tentacle, lead designer of Grim Fandango and Psychonauts, and really nice guy who let me steal his Facebook photos—announced just minutes ago via
Beavis and Butt-head in Virtual Stupidity (PC)

Reviews by Paul Franzen on February 8, 20129

Once upon a time, a boy named Paul found a videogame at a thrift store...
Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper (X360)

Reviews by Nikola Suprak on February 7, 20124

Those of you checking out this review to find out if this is a fighting game involving historical and literary figures are going to be sorely disappointed. There will be no Abraham Lincoln vs. John Wi
Family Guy: Uncensored (iPhone)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on February 6, 2012

There is a lot I find offensive about Family Guy: Uncensored. It’s like that time I made a useless throwaway remark about something that happened before.
GC Podcast #46: Catching up on Saramail

Podcasts by Alex Jedraszczak on February 5, 201221

With all of these crazy podcasts we've been having lately, with their live feeds and their guest stars and their sing-offs, we've built up quite a backlog of Sara-submitted content.
The 2011 GameCola Videogame Awards

Columns by GameCola Staff on February 2, 201217

GameCola’s favorite games from 2011! Please don’t make fun of us...
Wipe Your Butt With Ace Attorney!

News Posts by Paul Franzen on February 2, 20128

Sorry about the glut of Ace Attorney news as of late, but I couldn't just let this one pass through me. Per Destructoid, to promote the Japanese release of Takashi Miike's Phoenix Wright film, a vari
Metal Dead (PC)

Reviews by Michael Ridgaway on February 1, 20124

I'd like to start out this review by saying that, normally, adventure/puzzle games typically aren't my thing, even though I seem to be starting on a streak of them here at GameCola. I tend to prefer t
Power Gloves & Tinfoil Hats: Case #001

Columns by Christian Porter on January 31, 20129

Videogames have been in the mainstream for over 30 years now, yet it seems we still can't get through a year without the news media telling us "Those dadgum Intendo tapes are ruinin' the chillin's minds."