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GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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Comics by Daniel Castro on October 31, 20113

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Galcon Fusion (PC)

Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on October 28, 2011

If you're looking for an addictive time-waster game that's simple to pick up and impossible to beat without bionic enhancements, look no farther than Galcon Fusion. The setup is simple: smash spaceshi
China, Part 1: The Land That Consoles Forgot

Blog Posts by David Donovan on October 27, 20116

Greetings, GameCola readers. You may remember me from such articles as my review of the DS homebrew game Powder, my relentless fangasming over the works of Nihon Falcom, or, more recently, my total di
YO DAWG, I HERD YOU LIKE SONIC

News Posts by Matt Jonas on October 26, 20116

SO WE PUT SONIC IN YOUR SONIC SO YOU CAN SONIC WHILE YOU SONIC
Gamera Obscura: Lamers

Columns by Jeff Day on October 25, 2011

IT'S OCTOBER. I IMAGINE YOU FOUND SOMETHING HALLOWEEN-RELATED FOR THE OCCASION.
Millennium: A New Hope (PC)

Reviews by Michael Gray on October 24, 20116

Hello, everyone! Today, I'm reviewing Millennium: A New Hope.
Occupy Sesame Street, From Your Living Room

News Posts by Mark Freedman on October 23, 2011

If you're like me, you probably sit for hours in your living room looking at your old, dusty games and toys, reliving that great Christmasukkah of 1996 when you unwrapped your very first Tickle Me Elm
Q&AmeCola: Sports Games

Columns by GameCola on October 20, 201111

With all the quality reviews, delightful columns, and hard-hitting game journalism you can find here at GameCola, it's sometimes hard to believe that the site's written by regular people like you and
PlayStation Vita Release Dates Released

News Posts by Matt Jonas on October 19, 2011

Good news: You still have time to save up for one. It could be the future of gaming, but where's my Kenka Bancho: Badass Rumble II? The PlayStation Vita will be released in North America, Latin Americ
Six Minutes of Harrison Ford Playing Uncharted 3

Videos by Paul Franzen on October 19, 20116

Why? It's part of a promotional campaign Japan is running for Uncharted 3. He plays pretty much like any old person who's trying to humor his grandson would—"Oh wow, the graphics are so...realistic.