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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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The 2010 GameCola Videogame Awards

Columns by GameCola on January 7, 201116

GameCola's favorite games from 2010! Please don't make fun of us.
Puppy Bowl: The Game?

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 6, 2011

Last night at the Consumer Electronics Show, NFL Hall-of-Famer Jerry Rice debuted his new videogame about dogs playing football, which comes with a dog-bone controller, and there is nothing about thi
How-To: Build Mod-Weapons in Dead Rising 2: Case Zero

Videos by Nathaniel Hoover on January 6, 2011

Ever play Dead Rising 2: Case Zero? Ever wonder what happens when you throw nails, pitchforks, propane tanks, batteries, and beer together? Allow staff writer Matt Jonas to show you how to turn a hous
You Won’t Know Jack For Another Month

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 5, 20112

Joystiq reports that the long-time-coming new entry in the You Don't Know Jack franchise won't be coming until the begining of February. The up-shot? In the meantime, we get a free single-player demo
Pac-Map for Android Will Get You Killed

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 5, 2011

Via GamesRadar, there's a new app for Android that lets you play Pac-Man in the real world. Dubbed Pac-Map, the game uses images from Google Maps to create a Pac-Man maze in your current location, and
Tales of Monkey Island Now Available on PSN

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 5, 2011

WHY HASN'T ANYONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS?!This isn't actually "news" in any possible sense---according to 1up, TMI has been on the PlayStation Network since last June---but nobody TOLD ME. Here I am, slog
Captain Eric’s Psychic Thumb Feature Presentation

Columns by Eric Regan on January 5, 2011

So, it's a new year. A new year of super-amazing thumbs coming at your FACE! Better put on some protection, because this is going to be one furious and FANTASTIC year for the THUMBS!! We are starting
Pandaland (PC)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on January 4, 20113

It's always cool to be introduced to a great little indie game you've never heard of, and that's why I'm welcoming you to Pandaland, a retro-style indie platformer that came out for free last year. It
New Videogame Releases for the Week of January 3, 2011

News Posts by Paul Franzen on January 3, 20112

Alt-Play: Jason Rohrer Anthology, Sherlock Holmes and the Mystery of Osborne House, ilomilo, and more.
Impaired Closed Captioning: Super Mario Galaxy 2

Columns by Michael Gray on January 3, 20112

Impaired Closed Captioning strikes again, this time with Super Mario Galaxy 2.