• [NSFW] Mighty Final Fight (NES)

    ...Guy has “descended from ninja.” Last but not least is Haggar. Not only is Haggar Jessica’s father, but he is also the mayor, as well as a former pro-wrestler, making...

  • Cheat Codes for Life

    ...that. When selling games, you have a number of options. You could sell them to game shops, like E B Games or GameStop, but you’re going to get ripped horribly,...

  • Submissions (September 2007)

    ...take everything too personally while simultaneously clicking 0’s at the end of all my articles. So, if the review section is any indication, this is GameCola’s annual “Fuck Anybody Who...

  • Mega Man (PC)

    ...quantity of cheap jumping puzzles, the bizarre control scheme, and a hero who glides around like a buttered walrus, Mega Man feels exactly like its NES counterparts in that it...

  • Tekken 6 (X360)

    ...level. Cheap as chips, David Dickinson would say. Back onto the list of flaws, there’s the camera. The dodgy farkin’ camera. You can’t move the blasted thing when it’s in...

  • [NSFW] Deathsmiles (X360)

    ...individuality with a number of SHMUP gimmicks. First, after your starting level, you get to determine much of your own path from there by getting to select many levels as...

  • Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don’t Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

    It all started when I got a message from GameCola’s own Kate Jay. “Hey Vangie,” she said, “I know you don’t usually play Facebook games, but you might want to...

  • Another Look: Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

    You may remember my review of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, published last December. I reviewed the game without having played one of the core components: the drop-in drop-out...

  • Soulcalibur V (X360)

    ...of Zelda was hitting Mitsurugi ‘twixt the eyes with the Master Sword. The V in Soulcalibur V could refer to the number five, although I believe it refers to the...

  • Avenging Spirit (ARC)

    ...Spirit. All you do in this game is kill other people while you’re possessing someone else. Jaleco-vision Well, seeing as GameCola’s new thing is non-mainstream games, I felt I had...