GameCola - Part 233

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Awful tutorials, confounding gameplay, questionable character design, and gacha mechanics. Hard to believe it's one of my favorite games, but it is. Here's why...

GC Podcast #182: Patently Absurd

You've been served!

[NSFW] Metroid Fusion (GBA)

The big N didn't do too many horrid things to Samus...

Disregard Canon, Acquire Representation: Naoto Shirogane is a Transman

Why accept the canon explanation when the story could be so much more interesting?

Enviro-Bear 2000: Operation: Hibernation (PC)

In 2009, Justin Smith ventured forth with a game that would change the gaming industry forever. A title that would blow the fish out of the water. A game for FREE that beats the living daylights out o

Gamer Girlfriend: Friends Don't Let Friends Play (Crappy) Facebook Games

It all started when I got a message from GameCola's own Kate Jay. "Hey Vangie," she said, "I know you don't usually play Facebook games, but you might want to give this one a try. It's really a lot of

Garry's Mod (PC)

When is a game not a game?

[NSFW] Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled (DS)

So dutifully trying to be Chrono Trigger it's both admirable and depressing at the same time.

Shall We Date?: Wizardess Heart (iOS)

The Harry Potter dating sim we've all been waiting for! Kind of.

[NSFW] Final Fantasy Tactics (PS1)

A fan of the Final Fantasy series? Maybe not after you play this one...

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A Kingdom for Keflings (XBLA)

Reviews by Christian Porter on July 22, 20101

The Mario franchise probably wouldn't have the appeal it has today if it was just about an overweight Italian guy who liked to fondle mushrooms. (Not in the straight community, anyway.) Sonic the Hed
Rockin’ Pretty (DS)

Reviews by Matt Jonas on July 20, 20101

If you take one look at Rockin' Pretty, you can tell instantly why I'm drawn to it (especially if you're familiar with my previous reviews for GameCola.) It might be girly, sure, but this isn't Love
New Videogame Releases for the Week of July 18th, 2010

News Posts by Paul Franzen on July 19, 2010

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The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (DS)

Reviews by Nathaniel Hoover on July 19, 20105

This might just be the most objective review of The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks ever written. That's because I'm not so in love with any of the other Zelda games that I'm extra-critical or extra-fo
Fabricated News: Fire Emblem Remakes

News Posts by Michael Gray on July 19, 2010

Fabricated News takes a look at the new Japanese Fire Emblem game, a remake of the first game in the series.
Flash Flood: Epic Mario

Columns by Nathaniel Hoover on July 17, 20103

Epic. It's a word that's tossed around more than cabers in Scotland. EPIC WIN. EPIC FLAIL. "Dude, your snow cone is epic." It's hard to tell if the Internet even knows what epic really means anymore.
Fanfiction Roundup

Blog Posts by Michael Gray on July 16, 2010

When did GameCola get a fiction section?
Slumber Party Part Two (sort of) Released!

Blog Posts by Paul Franzen on July 15, 2010

Hey everyone, just wanted to let you know that the "We're Having a Slumber Party!" podcast has been appended to include more content. Rather than create a whole new podcast for the second part of our
Transformice (PC)

Reviews by David Donovan on July 15, 20104

Transformice is one of those games which shouldn't be as fun as it is. It almost feels like the developers are cheating: they provide a mostly blank canvas and then run off while the players generat
Gamera Obscura: Pac-Boy & Mouse

Columns by Jeff Day on July 15, 20102

You can barely find any knowledgeable source of information on this game, it's so lost in the bowels of time. But from what I gathered from the awful introduction is that a mouse has been beating up your girlfriend and now you, in your fit of rage, are solely devoted to avenging her by squashing all mice.