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  • Nintendo 3DS = 3DiSappointment

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    The Nintendo 3DS has been hailed as the cure for cancer, or at least, that is what Nintendo would like you to believe. “It will make you younger, fitter, more...

  • Ridge Racer 3D (3DS)

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    Those with more money than sense are the proud owners (and subsequently ‘dis-owners’) of the Nintendo 3DS. I do not enjoy taking a stroll into town and getting a StreetPass...

  • Super Mario Land (GB)

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    ...and it’s a damn shame. Matter of fact this game recycles elements of itself over and over and doesn’t apologize for it, even when doing so is an act of...

  • Contra ReBirth (WiiWare)

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    The Wii is dying, its successor gleaming across the horizon, promising to bring us a controller that looks like an iPad crossed with some kind of LeapFrog child’s toy. So...

  • Dead or Alive: Dimensions (3DS)

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    ...that matters in the long run, ’cause it’s just fun. They’re pretty, too, lots of “polygons” where they’re most needed. Of course, graphics are important when showing off what a...

  • Nintendo eShop Weigh-in

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    HAVING FUN YET? The Nintendo 3DS has been out since March, but only now is the store finally here! What is that sound? …can you hear it, too? I think…that...

  • The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX (GBC)

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    The name of this game makes many a fanboy spring up with joy, though I’d rather they kept it in their pants. Just as much as if you criticize Picasso,...

  • Alt-Play: Jason Rohrer Anthology (DSiWare)

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    ...walking with your spouse, you feel like the two of you must stick together no matter what happens. The game fills you with strong emotions and really makes your heart...

  • Blade Kitten (XBLA)

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    ...part this doesn’t matter. The story is the means to an end in this one. As long as you enjoy a long trek across space countryside, you’re going to enjoy...

  • [NSFW] Conan (X360)

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    I bought Conan a few months ago and I have been loving it. But maybe I shouldn’t be. Me, Conan. You, Disappointed. Though developed for current-generation consoles, Conan looks like...